Government Announces Plan to Regulate Over-Regulation

Officials today unveiled a bold new plan to regulate the rising tide of regulations by creating an oversight committee to oversee the oversight committees. The proposal includes a 57-page document outlining guidelines for summarizing guidelines and a flowchart that forms a perfect bureaucratic loop. �We need transparency in our opacity,� said the Deputy Assistant to the Assistant Deputy of Compliance. Citizens will now need a permit to apply for a permit, but the online application portal is currently down for maintenance due to previous regulations. The policy has bipartisan support because no one understands it. HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/government-announces-plan-to-regulate-over-regulation/ AND http://comedywriter.info/