Googly Eyes On A Cock

Googly Eyes On A Cock
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What is one thing on this planet that can make ANYTHING look better? Yes, the answer is googly eyes! Eye stickers on your cat's butt, eye stickers on a coffee machine, eye stickers on the tube of mayo... They make the otherwise 'dead' objects come alive. One simple sticky touch and the world looks like a much better place to be. Ok, but enough of googly praise - check it out for yourself.
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this is the most terrifying thing i have ever seen
My Portal sense is going through the roof.
this one really should have more up votes
Hey, that's neat! I get my mayo that way all the time. lol!
van Gogh is alive and well......................
Looks like the evil toon from who framed roger rabbit
I actually realized that we have the same book at home and how funny it would look on other pages(ovary,skeleton,Ect.)
*standoff music plays in the background*
Looks like the peashooter in plants vs zombies :P
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That smart TV is much smarter than you realized.......
Widest smile every given to me by a tree
Looks like that expression from rick and morty that they always do
"Everybody freeze, the humans are opening the refrigerator door....."
Can't it be funny and blasphemous at the same time?
I'm fucking dying..... I was laughing so hard I almost didn't notice his balls and now imma have to have 911 called cause I dun died to this
Does this really count as Vandalism?
It's the doorknob that talks from Alice in Wonderland.
imagine drinking someones spit.... IM SO SORRY I RUINED THIS PIC
In high pitched voiced: "fear meeeeeeee!"
"Ohohoho! Yes, I can drive you there!"
"Hello! I'll be your latex glove dispenser today!
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I'm going to googly eye the whole office building now.
I really consider to prank my colleague with this
Googly eyes make everything better!
I'm going to googly eye the whole office building now.
I really consider to prank my colleague with this
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"I convinced all the girls in my class that penises had muscles in them and could pick things up like an elephant trunk.”
1. “I put googly eyes on it and took a picture. I showed more people than I should have.” — Brett, 29
2. “I read online that some people can shove their balls back up into their body . I got really curious, so I tried it, but it didn’t come out right away, and I panicked. I never did it again. I’m worried I’ll shove them up there and then they’ll just vanish, like the worst Twilight Zone episode ever or something.” — Pete, 27
3. “I once had the residue from a Bengay-like cream on my hands and scratched my balls. It wasn’t as excruciating as people make it out to be, but it was a very uncomfortable 30 minutes . ” — Curt, 28
4. “When I first discovered masturbation, I couldn’t, like, go out to the store and buy cream. And I couldn’t ask my parents to buy it because, like … they’d know what it was for. So I just used whatever I could get my hands on for lube. I wound up using hand soap for a week, and it dried my penis out, and a layer of skin flaked off the exact same way a snake would molt . I noticed it happening at the movies when I was at the urinal and I freaked out internally but never told anyone. I wound up sitting through 2 Fast 2 Furious wondering if my dick is OK.” — Tim, 30
5. “I should preface this by saying this was at the peak of puberty when hormones caused me to lose my damn mind. I don’t know if it’s the same for girls, but I was obsessed with my own genitals. One time I tried … I don’t want to say for how long exactly, but let’s just say my parents were out of town and I had the house to myself for hours … I tried to fit my penis into my own asshole . I didn’t want to have sex with myself or anything, it was more just that I wanted to know that I could if I wanted to? Anyway, it was basically just me trying to wedge the head of my penis into my butt, and I could, like, sort of get it to touch my butt hole, but that was really it. I guess I was hoping I’d have a real cool party trick or something. I don’t know. I don’t know why I did half the things I did when I was a teenager.” — Jason, 28
6. “My first real girlfriend tried to tie it into a knot without warning . I don’t know why she thought it was that elastic. I don’t miss her.” — Eric, 26
7. “This isn't technically something I did with my own penis, but I did convince all the girls in my class that penises had muscles in them and could pick things up like an elephant trunk . ” — Jeff, 28
8. “I tried using it to fling cocktail peanuts into a Solo cup . I refused to stop until I actually got one in.” — Stephen, 29
9. I once put one of those coffee stirrers, the little straw ones, into my pee hole to see what would happen. It turns out it would hurt very much . ” — Josh, 27
10. “On more than one occasion in an empty public bathroom, I peed and walked backward to see how far away I could be and still get the pee in.” — Zack, 28

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