Googly Eyes On A Cock
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Googly Eyes On A Cock
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So this happened today but began a couple of days ago.
Like a lot of you I became unemployed in March due to Covid. I hate saying this but the time off work has been a blessing for me since I’m used to working ridiculous hours and a break was much needed. I got to focus on myself and generally work on things that needed working on including multiple creative projects I have.
Well, recently my steam has sort of run out and now I’m left bored and wondering what to do while waiting for that creative spark to reignite. I’d like to get back to writing and drawing but unfortunately everything I’ve been making has been, for lack of a better word, poop. So I figured I’d buy something stupid on amazon to occupy my time or revisit some old video games.
I could buy the hot wheels set and race some cars but that’s expensive. I could get some super soakers and start a war with my friends…but my state is sort of on fire at the moment and air quality isn’t great. Then I see a laser pointer. That could be fun to torment my cat with. Added to cart. But what else can I buy that’s cheap and entertaining? Then I see it. Googly eyes of all sizes. The child in me lit up with the endless joy that this could bring me. Oh the possibilities!
I buy them and am content with my purchase. They come in the mail a couple days later and I put them aside until I’m inspired to use them. I can play with my cat and the laser pointer for the time being.
So today, I’m bored and texting my friend while they’re at work when it hits me. I know what to do with the googly eyes. I rip open the package, remove the stickers off the back and place them strategically on my nipples. Take a quick video of me lifting up my shirt to reveal my creation and quickly send it while laughing the entire time. This is not the fuck up yet.
We both agree I’ve officially peaked and I can never enhance my appearance beyond this point. I’ve reached physical perfection. I’m riding that endorphin train off the stupidity of my video and reeling in the ridiculous texts from my friend’s enjoyment of my creation. But enough is enough and it’s time to take these bad boys off….except they won’t come off.
That’s the fuck up. I can’t get them off. It’s been a couple of hours and I’m starting to wonder what kind of glue was on the back of those eyes. Now I’m just sitting around playing Jak and Daxter listening to them rattle every time I take in a breath. I guess it could be worse.
I may not be able to cook very well, I may not be handy around the house, hell I still have to count on my fingers at times, but my future husband can look forward to enjoying my googly booblies.
TLDR – The world is sick, my state is on fire, and I can’t get these eyes off my nipples.
Edit - damn thanks for all the awards! I ended up getting them off with a little elbow grease and olive oil. Now I know what to do when I inevitably do it again :)
Here’s me wearing the eyes the way god intended - https://imgur.com/gallery/88NlyA1
Please tell me you at least said "EXCUSE ME! EYES DOWN HERE!" at least once.
My absolute favorite comic of all time.
When my husband has got his face in his phone too much during dinner I just say, “excuse me, my boobs are over here!” It’s pretty effective.
I came to the comments specifically for this one. I was not disappointed.
Would 100% have to reply with "then stop rolling your eyes at me!"
I was gonna say this is not a fuck up. I bought googley eyes myself and have been just putting them on random things in my apartment.... My wireless speaker, my TV I'm using as a second work computer monitor, my air filter....
But....no, not once did I think about putting them on my nipples so..... You win(?) this round 🤣
Well if you ever decide to put them on your body make sure you have olive oil :)
Our washer and dryer have been very funny with their XL googly eyes. Never looked forward to a spin cycle so much.
I once went on a date where we went around putting googley eyes on displays at Walmart...10/10 would recommend
Do NOT use acetone unless you want burnt nipples. Just use baby oil or Vaseline. Also living in the fire state with zero air quality.
Thank you! Good ol olive oil did the trick
For some reason I really laughed at this comment. It makes it sound like you will, at some point, want burnt nipples.
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