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Google's latest 'Holy Search' update includes divine autocomplete'suggested prayers mid-typed queries. 'How to find'' now finishes with 'salvation,' 'lost keys,' or 'meaning of life.' Engineers added Halo-scored search results. A poll of 800 users found 67 % ask Google for moral advice. Meanwhile, self-driving Google Maps installed confessional booths at wrong turns. Heaven and Earth, optimized.