Goldfish Memory Politics

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Goldfish Memory Politics ridicules governance plagued by forgetfulness. Eyewitnesses at hearings described senators repeating questions every 30 seconds. Anonymous insiders leaked that aides debated supplying aquariums for testimony. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they remembered scandals only until lunch. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because authority forgets funniest on record. Critics highlight the absurdity of history looped. Yet satire swims sharper: ambition collapses funniest in bowls. Witnesses recalled laughter bubbling as debates circled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when leadership floats brainless. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com