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A UK woman being interviewed from home got a rise from TV viewers — who noticed the prodigious sex toy sitting on a shelf behind her.
Yvette Amos was telling the BBC about how people were being “passed over” for jobs during the coronavirus pandemic, but what captivated “Wales Today” viewers was the dildo apparently being used as a bookend, the Sun reported .
Some viewers have even called for Amos to receive a “damehood” for doing a bang-up job and spicing up the humdrum news report.
“This lady has just been live on BBC Wales News. I think she should maybe have checked her top shelf first!” David Roberts said in a tweet .
“Was that on the 6’’-Cock News?” Declan Cashlin wrote .
User @Jack Murphy asked : “Ummm who is this absolute queen who was on BBC Wales Today earlier?”
“What a cock up … but in fairness she looks well happy,” said Jack Hutchinson .
Adam Lightfoot reacted with a succinct and apropos: “THIS JUST IN.”

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Although there is a bustling sex toy market, many women first experiment with insertables that weren’t designed for sexual use. If you’re grabbed something from your local produce aisle or have at least considered buying it to use as a dildo to masturbate, you’re not alone. If you want to learn all the different techniques you can use with your dildo to have back-arching, spine-tingling orgasms, then you may want to check out my in-depth Dildo Guide here .
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If you want to skip straight to the 31 different things you can use as a dildo click here or keep reading to make sure you stay safe and healthy when using a banana or cucumber or or some other object as a dildo.
Before you dive into the guide below, you might want to have a listen the podcast I just finished recording on how to use your dildo for very intense and fulfilling orgasms. Note: Skip to 18:50 to where I start talking about using your dildo. The earlier part of the episode is all about using vibrators.
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There are three main concerns when it comes to inserting things vaginally when you are trying to reach orgasm ( read the Orgasm Guide to learn all the different ways you can climax) or even anally ( more anal orgasm tips here ).
The vagina is a sensitive place with its own delicate pH. If you’ve ever had a bacterial or yeast infection, which can be uncomfortable, then you already know this. Sex toy manufacturers have also come to respect this, which is why you’ll see shelves lined with body-safe silicone, wood, ceramic, glass and stainless steel dildos and vibrators ( great tips for getting the most out of your vibrator here ).
The one thing all those materials have in common is that they’re either non-porous or can be made that way with a coating. Porous materials contain tiny holes that aren’t visible to the human eye. Even after washing, they can harbor bacteria.
Most of the items that you might pick up to use as a makeshift dildo are porous, however. This includes wood, rubber and even fruits or vegetables. Without some form of gamma radiation, you cannot completely kill all the bacteria.
Consider this: that zucchini might still have traces of pesticide on it!
Another factor that can lead to infection is sugar, which is one main cause of yeast infections. This is why chocolate syrup is actually a bad idea, but it’s not just refined sugar that can be problematic. Fruit such as bananas contain natural sugars that may also cause yeast infection, so you’ll want to be smart when choosing things to use as a dildo.
You can reduce the chances of infection by wrapping a condom over your banana or vegetable.
Note: Using a peeled banana is dangerous as it can break and get stuck in your vagina. Never use a peeled banana.
If you are new here, then you may want to take the quiz below to learn how good you are at giving oral sex and satisfying your man. You may discover you that you suck (pun intended) or that you are already a blow job queen.
Furthermore, items that might break, including wax candles, softer fruits or vegetables or even items made of glass are a bad idea. Although your cervix will stop anything from moving up into your uterus, you don’t want anything floating around that could cut you or cause a nasty infection!
Finally, when figuring out what to use as a dildo for replacing your man’s penis or your fingers, it’s important that you don’t choose an item that could be damaging to your vagina. Anything with sharp edges, creases of nubs has the potential to hurt you. This includes stems on vegetables . Certain varieties of squash and zucchini, for example, may not be smooth enough to safely use internally. If you’re picking out things to use as a dildo specifically, look for those that are smooth, without ridges and bumps that could possibly tear your vaginal lining and increase the risk of infection!
Again, a condom might help, but a particularly rough item might rip that, too. Note: If you want to learn how to finger yourself and enjoy, then you may want to learn the 8 different fingering techniques here that you can use put yourself over the edge and have powerful vaginal orgasms.
The same concerns about porosity and bacterial infections exist, but there’s another consideration when it comes to using non-sex toys in your back door. [ Click here to read the anal sex guide here ] Unlike the vagina, which has the cervix, the anus continues into the colon and then on to the lower intestine. Toys without a proper flared or wide base or handle can get sucked into the anus, which could lead to one of those embarrassing ER trips!
Assuming you find something that has a safely flared base or a looped handle, the only other thing you need to worry about is sanitation. Even condoms might not do the trick, so you’ll want to stick to nonporous items that can be safely sterilized with bleach or by boiling. In fact, you’re better off only using that item for pleasure after you stick it in the anal cavity! More anal sex tips here and learn 19 of the most satisfying anal sex positions here .

Ok, here are 31 different things to use as a dildo….
( Just make sure to wrap them in a condom first )
You can also use smooth vegetables like a:
Just make sure to wrap these items in a condom to help prevent yeast infections or worse.
By the way if you want to stimulate your G Spot while using your makeshift dildo, then you should check out this detailed guide on finding it and stimulating it the right way.
Also, if you want to learn how to get maximum pleasure when masturbating with a dildo, use the techniques in the Dildo Guide here .
Out of all of these items, the ice is probably the safest, but it’s not for everyone and can be dangerous if you it’s too cold and sticks to your skin. You’ll hear about plenty of unsafe items being used, too, including peeled bananas, frozen hot dogs, and vacuum attachments, which are just full of bacteria and can break apart and get stuck inside you! When considering what to use as a dildo, think beyond size and shape!
Many people have tried to use a water or soda bottle. This can potentially be safe, but you’ll have to thoroughly clean the bottle because bacteria can collect around the mouthpiece from use. A glass bottle with an especially narrow neck is probably the safest and sanitary option, but there is a small chance that a suction effect could occur or worse, it could potentially break. So my advice is to avoid using a glass bottle where possible.
Use these 14 powerful masturbation techniques so that you can start having full-body orgasms today ( this guide includes detailed illustrations showing you exactly what to do).
We’ve already mentioned condoms several times for their ability to reduce the risk of infection, but they’re not the only safety precaution. Using soap and water or toy cleaner to clean and sterilize your makeshift dildo before inserting it is a must. If you can boil an item for several minutes or spray it with a 10% bleach solution and let it sit for a few minutes, you can sterilize it as long as it’s nonporous. Don’t forget to rinse it off!
Just like you want to use lube to ease insertion with an actual dildo, the same is recommended for any item around the house, especially if it’s going to cause you to stretch. You can buy water-based or silicone lubes from most Walgreen’s. You can also safely use pure coconut oil as a lube.
The same is true for olive oil. However, it will be more difficult to wash these oils from your vagina, hands and even the item you’re using to masturbate with than water-based lube. Furthermore, oil-based lubes can break down the condom you might be using to protect from infection.
Pure aloe or carrageenan can also be used for lubes, and you’ll find these as ingredients in many store-bought lubes, too. Stay away from butter and cooking materials that contain sugar, which can lead to yeast infections. Furthermore, baby oil is generally a bad idea for internal use because it contains mineral oil. Additionally, it’s important to understand that lotions or any item with scents can upset your vagina and lead to an infection, too.
There are a number of risks that you face if you look for things to use as a dildo that aren’t safe. And as embarrassing as it might be to shop for body-safe dildos, it’s even more embarrassing to show up in your local emergency room because you’re got an infection or injury from something that was never intended to be inserted in the first place. If you absolutely must use an alternative to a dildo, using a condom and common sense goes a long way.
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its so good to have some moist big carrot or cucumber into vagina moistened with oil and inserted with several thrust like motion you will feel as good as real fucking.
All of these are great! they all work well, I use larger objects now for anal such as wine bottles and just about anything I can find from local stores.
I like to make circular motions on my clitoris because it makes me wet and it feels so good
It’s feels so good even tho I’m only 18 and loves dildos
Curious. Have you found other things?
Do you now have dildo?
Do you know how to squirt?
A cucumber with large bumps makes me squirt
NO because the juices can cause infection!
If u peel it, u should use a condom to cover it so the juices dont infect. Another thing to use instead of s condom is a plastic sandwich bag
I love a big cucumber up my butt it feels so sexy
Have you tried using a pringles can?
I tried. IT didnt end well. I got over the top and when i sytarted to get it in. I fell and the whole thing went up. It was a akward visit with the docters.
Wow, cuz u can’t get a yeast infection, uti or std from those! Not to mention what’s attached such as idiots like you!!!
Thats where a dildo comes into play lol
Do try a big thick ear of fresh corn for summer pleasure. Shuck the corn and put a tight condom on it so your vag will enjoy the bumpiness of the kernels. I have cum 5 or 6 times while fucking this way. Masturbating is one of life’s greatest pleasures – I can do it for hours.
Great technique, I love the bumpy feeling inside my Vigina hole, it make me so horny and I cum so fast ????????
I can go for hours! It’s so sexy and my pussy feels so good
I’m a 64 yr old female, I don’t have a partner, but I like to fuck, so I used lots of things around my house, including my vacuum, it makes me cum so hard…… Gonna have to find a fuck buddy. Happy fucking!!
I’m going to take a trip to the market….. I need to fuck a corn, it made me so hot!!
Hi there. Just curious, do you mean an ear or a kernel? X
ear of corn = corn on the cob
kernel = the individual bits of corn
Am I the only one getting horny from these reply’s
Not at all im touching myself right now. Wish I had a masturbation bestie.
Omg that sounds so fucking amazing just reading that makes my pussy throb
Yes , damn i felt so good , my bf is out of town and i got lonely af
My wife gets off with cucumbers as a dildo and a butt plug but she puts them in a condom for hygiene.
I use a broken spatula handle and it works fine. I have 2 seperate broken spatula handle. One for anal and one for pussy. I’m 19 years old
I’ve done my asshole with a pool stick. It’s nice because it’s not too thick and goes really deep. I don’t like that it is not soft or warm at all. An empty shampoo bottle or soft tube of something like sunscreen is nice because you can fill it up with hot water before penetration and it feel oh so nice!!!
I LOVE a good pool stick, but my household broomstick makes me cum almost immediately!
I’m a boy who likes his toilet plunger ????
Im a boy too and I love the corn cob one but I started with my plunger
Hey so I’m curious as to what other things we can use for anal. Cause I’m a guy and I’ve never had real dick. But I get super horny when I’m high and I use my fingers but I know I can fit much more in there.
Keep using your fingers until you can comfortably fit three fingers inside. Then you are ready for a dildo or something like it otherwise your hole will be too tight and it might turn you off to trying it again
Dude same I just put it in a plastic bag and lube it up
I used a toilet plunger and a tootbrush a brooms stick and i use 3 cucumbers with condoms i love doing that. I am a boy too i really want a vibrator for this bc that would feel so good
Looking at these comments is making me horny
for vibrator get a electric tooth brush and turn it on and put the handle of it inside of you
Well until MEN LEARN HOW TO PLEASURE A WOMAN and not be so high on his I can fuck you great ego and we find out other wise then just shut up and how the fuck are we whores just cause we masturbate. Answer that one. We can please ourselves better than any man would ever love to learn how I have yet to find a man that can man up to his words of he knows what he is doing.
Hats off to you, very well said. Masturbation does not make one a whore or anything of the sort. And that’s person who said that was very rude. I hope you have a great life. We, men are not the best what do ever. But I’m glad that you’ve tolerated us so long.
I was on board until the we men are not the best part. I think gender plays less of a role in whether someone is a good person. Like, I don’t think it fuckin matters. I hate the idea of puttin men and women in seperate groups
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