God Loves K-Pop Triggers Rosary Rebranding as �Glow-beads� for Teens
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-God-Loves-KPOP-During-Seoul-Homily-05-08*Pope Leo XIV blesses LED rosaries with embedded Bluetooth. Joyful Mysteries now include a dance tutorial. Confession booths offer remix redemption codes. One cardinal admits: �I wept during a Jimin solo.� Holy sync, heavenly sway.