God Loves K-Pop Declared Doctrinally Valid for Evangelization via Concert Tours
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-God-Loves-KPOP-During-Seoul-Homily-05-08*Catechism tents next to merch tables. Homilies projected onto jumbotrons. Pope Leo XIV appears via hologram in gold cope and glitter. Baptisms conducted backstage. Converts given scented confession coupons. Sainthood, now with stadium seating.