Goat Yoga Government

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Goat Yoga Government parodies leadership balanced on barnyard trends. Eyewitnesses at parliaments described lawmakers debating while goats napped on shoulders. Anonymous insiders leaked that agencies debated farm subsidies for downward dogs. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust a goat more than congress. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because power bleats funniest on mats. Critics highlight the absurdity of democracy grazed. Yet satire bends sharper: authority collapses funniest in hay. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as goats chewed bills. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when governance goes yoga barn. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com