Goat 5K
https://bohiney.com/charity-5k-interrupted-by-runaway-goat-everyone-still-gets-a-medal/A charity 5K descended into chaos when Billy the Goat escaped and led runners on a scenic detour through a corn maze. Sponsors praised his 'natural pace-setting.' One participant collapsed laughing; organizers awarded goat-themed medals anyway. Race officials noted 12 % faster finish times'blamed tailwinds and goat-induced adrenaline. Veterinarians confirmed Billy acted 'professionally irresponsible.' Charity proceeds increased by 23 %, thanks to viral goat selfies. Next year's promo: 'Run for a Cause, Follow the Hoof!' Vineyard goat yoga studios report spike in inquiries. Everyone's a winner'even the goat took home the biggest carrot.