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Go The Fu To Sleep
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
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My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book
by Adam Mansbach, illustrations by Ricardo Cortés
by Adam Mansbach, illustrations by Owen Brozman
by Adam Mansbach, illustrations by Owen Brozman
“If you’ve never heard of [Mansbach’s] books, you must not have an internet connection.” — The ParentNormal “Total genius.” —Jonathan Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn , father of two “A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud—hilarious!” —David Byrne, musician, father of one “Finally, someone tells it like it really is! This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!” —Cristina García, author of The Lady Matador’s Hotel , mother of one “This is the most honest children’s book ever written. Fucking hilarious.” —A. J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically , father of three “ Go the Fuck to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere.” —Bliss Broyard, author of One Drop: My Father’s Hidden Life , mother of two “Captures the beautiful struggle of being a parent at it’s rawest point: bedtime.” —Daniel Sinker, author of The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel , father of one
Adam Mansbach’s novels include The End of the Jews , winner of the California Book Award, and the best-selling Angry Black White Boy , a San Francisco Chronicle Best Book of 2005. His fiction and essays have appeared in the New York Times Book Review , The Believer , Poets & Writers , the Los Angeles Times , and many other publications. He is the 2011 New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University. His daughter, Vivien, is three. Ricardo Cort és has illustrated books about marijuana, electricity, the Jamaican bobsled team, and Chinese food. His work has been featured in the New York Times , Entertainment Weekly , the Village Voice , the San Francisco Chronicle , and on CNN and FOX News. He lives in Brooklyn, where he is working on a book about the history of coffee, cocaine, and Coca-Cola.
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I remember when daughter was born back in 1979. She wouldn't sleep. She cried while I walked her around carrying her. I didn't know she had colic. We didn't gave a microwave back in 1979. We didn't have a lot of things back then. I didn't gave access to a car to drive around so I walked around and carried her. We did have cards so while I rocked her sitting down u could play one handed. Thank you for writing such an amusing book. It wasn't funny then but it is now. And now that I woke husband up by laughing so hard and loud, I have to show him the book.
I loved this honest gem of funny roll over and giggle humor..Since parenting and aunting and grand-parenting is adults only ..I figure once you have tiny screaming meanies and teethers you really get this book. Or you have raised other's tiny squaulers; and know it is a fact it seems an eternity until they find the umpteenth reason not to settle down and go to sleep. I put it on my laptop free ! If my son and my wonderful daughter are not out like a light; I figure I will share it on their next Amazon wish list. Probably paperback; less expensive.. I am not a prude; I got a charge out of this because it is for weary adult ornery overgrown kids!
A modern day classic that really understands the pressures and sacrifices of being a new parent
This book is hilarious and was an instant hit with the crowd during a baby shower. I love this book and plan to purchase it for every one of my friends as they start expanding their family.
This book is obviously not to be read to your kids, it's funny for the parents of small children. Best read aloud in mixed company or at family gatherings... or as a gag gift to uptight in-laws.
This is my go-to gift for new parents. Let their family get the impacticals (fancy clothes kids will wear once) and practicals (diapers and wipes and....) and get the parents something they'll enjoy for years.
I had to order additional copies for family members, and they enjoyed it just as much as I did! What a great book! True and accurate! I will be purchasing this book for all expectant family members from here on!
How could I not? This book is super awesome and got lots of reactions at the baby shower. Soon to be a timeless classic
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great gift for new parents
I bought this for my sister who is the proud owner of 9 month old twins. The twins don't yet understand what curse words are, so this book is perfect for keeping my sister sane while trying to get the little darlings to actually go to the land of nod, preferably at the same time and for the same length of time. As it was her choice to have babies and not mine, I can't vouch for how successful this book is in actually getting said babies to go to sleep, since bedtime chores are her domain, and my role as auntie is to enjoy singing songs and playing with them; handing back at the first sign of tears or nappy filling. However, it was worth buying this as a gift just to see my sisters little face on opening it, and to hear her laugh in a slightly strained way, and to see her eyes fill with something like hope at the prospect that this might actually work.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Works wonders on my 1 month old son and 34 year old husband.
Not only does this wonderful little book send me 1 month off to sleep, it works wonders on my 34 year old husband too. When I need some peace and quiet go catch up on the washing or to just generally have some alone time. I read both of my darling boys this book and off they pop into a deep slumber. Wouldn’t recommend for a child that repeats your words, otherwise you’ll probably be getting a letter from school asking why your child is telling kids to “Go the F*** to sleep” at nap time.
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NOT A CHILDRENS BOOK
Hilarious if you don't mind bad language! Bought for my Stepbrother and sister in law who's baby was not sleeping at all and they saw the funny side. I think it may have cheered them up a little bit. They then showed my Dad who thought it was hilarious too! Not suitable for anyone who is easily offended!
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Sleep is the cousin of death so dont make me send you on a family vacation
Surprisingly none of the children could actually read so the concern for the swearing was unwarranted, also they did not appreciate the moral of the story in fact they stayed up to listen to the whole bloody thing and asked for an encore
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Perfect Gift for Parents
Bought this for my partner as part of a little inside joke. Our son was/is a complete nightmare at night time and would protest like a madman in a jail cell for hours! Leaving me and my partner feeling like we were going insane. He laughed so hard on Fathers day when I gave this to him and switched on Samuel L Jacksons Version on Youtube. It is a silly book, but if you have a mini dictator of a child like ours, you kinda need to find a way to cope. Even if it is with silly little books! As the saying goes " If you don't laugh, you'll cry".
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Adam Mansbach is a novelist, screenwriter, cultural critic and humorist. He is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Go the F*** to Sleep, which has been translated into forty languages, named Time Magazine's 2011 "Thing of the Year," and sold over two million copies worldwide. The 2014 sequel, "You Have to F****** Eat," is also a New York Times bestseller.
Mansbach was recently nominated for an Independent Spirit Award and an NAACP Image Award for his screenplay BARRY. The film premiered to rave reviews at the Toronto International Film Festival, where it was acquired by Netflix. Released as a Netflix Original on December 16, 2016, BARRY was directed by Vikram Gandhi and stars Devon Terrell, Anya Taylor-Joy, Ellar Coltrane, Ashley Judd, Jason Mitchell, Jenna Elfman, and Avi Nash.
Mansbach's 2013 novel, Rage is Back, was named a Best Book of the Year by National Public Radio and the San Francisco Chronicle. Adapted for television by Mansbach and Danny Hoch, it is currently in development at USA as an hour-long drama.
Mansbach's previous novels include The End of the Jews (2008) which won the California Book Award, and the cult classic Angry Black White Boy, or the Miscegenation of Macon Detornay (2005), which is taught at more than eighty schools and was adapted into a prize-winning stage play in 2008.
Mansbach also writes in several other literary genres. His debut thriller, The Dead Run was published by HarperCollins in 2013, and the sequel, The Devil's Bag Man, in 2015. The first book in a middle grades series co-written with Alan Zweibel and entitled Benjamin Franklin: Huge Pain in my Ass, was published in September 2015 by Hyperion. Jake the Fake Keeps It Real, the first title in a middle grades series co-written with Craig Robinson, is forthcoming from Crown in 2017. He is also the author, with Zwiebel and Dave Barry, of For This We Left Eygpt?, a parody Haggadah, forthcoming from Flatiron Books in time for your 2017 Seder.
Mansbach is the recipient of a Reed Award, a Webby Award, and a Gold Pollie from the American Association of Political Consultants for his 2012 campaign video "Wake The F*** Up," starring Samuel L. Jackson. He was the 2009-11 New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University, a 2012 Sundance Screenwriting Lab Fellow, and a 2013 Berkeley Repertory Theatre Writing Fellow. His work has appeared in The New Yorker, New York Times Book Review, Esquire, The Believer, The Guardian, The Los Angeles Times, The Boston Globe, and on National Public Radio's All Things Considered, The Moth Storytelling Hour, and This American Life.
Mansbach lives in Berkeley, California, and is a frequent lecturer on college campuses.
Ricardo Cortés is the illustrator of the #1 Amazon / New York Times best-seller, "Go the F--k to Sleep." He has also written books about marijuana, coffee, coca, cola, Coca-Cola, and jury duty.
To see more of his work, visit: Rmcortes.com
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