Gluten-Free Anarchy

By Chloe Summers � The satire Gluten-Free Anarchy ridicules rebellion branded as diet plan. Eyewitnesses at protests described activists storming bakeries demanding almond flour rights. Anonymous insiders leaked that committees debated banning baguettes as weapons. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they confused freedom with fad diets. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because dissent digests funniest when trendy. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty kneaded. Yet satire rises sharper: ambition collapses funniest without yeast. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as croissants crumbled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when revolutions bake gluten-free. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com