Giving Head While Driving
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Giving Head While Driving
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Sep 7, 2016 @ 8:30 am By Maria Pasquini
Full disclaimer, I’ve never given road head — and it’s not because I haven’t wanted to, but because I’m a scaredy cat.
Consequently, over the years, road head has become an almost mythic sex act in my book, but unlike say getting Eiffel Towered by two hotties at a house party — which by the way sounds awful, but whatever, follow your bliss — road head at least has the illusion of seeming easily attainable.
In fact, most of my sexually adventurous friends who have had boned in a variety of exotic locations like on a blow-up bed in the middle of a party and inside the trunk of a car, haven’t given road head either.
Why? Because even though road head is theoretically easy to do, it’s also kinda dangerous and what girl in her right mind would willingly risk getting herself into a car crash over a blow job?
Still, there’s something about road head that just seems fun, so I talked to all six of my friends who’ve been brave enough to suck dick in a moving vehicle about how to get it done without dying, getting arrested, or getting concussed after your bf accidentally kicks your head into the steering wheel when he cums, or something.
Step 1 : Get blackout drunk.
Step 2 : Grab a dude.
Step 3 : Get in his car and unbuckle your seatbelt once you hit a country road with no light pollution.
Step 4 : Clumsily undo his belt and SLOB THAT KNOB!
Step 5 : Meet his parents in the morning because you passed out in their basement.
Dusk is the best hour, on back roads. Romantic like a candle lit dinner, but also the sneaky mischief hour. And it’s nice foreplay for the occasional abandoned parking lot.
Start it off with a handy. And if it’s getting dangerous, by all means, pull over and finish the job. Always worth it.
Also, once in a while, pull over in a graveyard and get fucked on the hood of a car only to notice woodland creatures watching like foxes. That’s fun.
For boys, you need someone who’s a steady driver. And there shouldn’t be anything in the middle of the console – better yet, no armrests. And he’s gotta have a willingness to just drive the highway.
For girls, you similarly need a solid driver, but also one who can super multitask and be very vocal and loud. Because you have to keep your eyes on the road, your partner’s sounds need to be enough to make the experience really worth it.
Road head in a city is a terrible idea unless you want to turn something sexy into a sex crime.
My ex and I were driving around NYC and it was really fast paced and crazy and I thought it would be fun/cool/flirty to give him road head, but what I didn’t realize is that road head performed while driving on a city street is a horrible idea. There were street lights blasting into the car, the car has to stop every five minutes for a red light — literally it’s the perfect storm for people to see EXACTLY what you’re doing.
My bf didn’t even enjoy it because of the indecent exposure aspect. The only thing separating him from being a crazy homeless man jerking it on the street was basically the presence of the car and me.
Save road head for an uncrowded open road because the possibility of being seen can be thrilling, but once you’re stopped at a red light you realize it’s not just a possibility, you are openly exposing someone’s genitals in public so someone WILL see.
My sister’s guy friend was driving her home from a party and they had both been drinking, so he wasn’t driving very well. And they got pulled over and the cops took them both out of the car and questioned them separately.
The guy goes by a nickname that sounds nothing like his real name, so when the cops asked him his name I guess he said his real name and he told them that the reason he was driving so badly is because my sis was giving him road head. And when they asked her what his name was she said his nickname, and the cop goes, “You don’t even know this young mans name and you’re giving him sexual favors?”
And she was really confused but went along with it and I guess he didn’t end up getting a ticket.
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With a bunch of states finally getting around to banning text messaging while driving , I began to wonder what other bad-idea auto activities are illegal. Actually, the only one I really care about - or engage in - is "road head" (when the driver of a car receives oral sex, for those prudes/pedestrians out there). It's kinda mainstream, since it's been featured in movies like Crash and friggin' Parenthood , but I was thinking that since it is kinda dangerous, and potentially deadly, it must be moving violation. Right?
I couldn't find any specific written laws (by state, that is) that says that road head is a no-no. But that's actually because in so many states, regular, plain ol' BJs are totally illegal, no matter where you're giving or receiving them. Many states have ye olde tyme-y anti-gay rules that outlaw any sex that isn't penis/vagina. Here are a list that I was able to put together.
Alabama (not surprising, given their laws on sex toys ) Penalty = 1 year/$2,000 Florida Penalty = 60 days/$500 Idaho Penalty = 5 years to life… life! Kansas Penalty = 6 months/$1,000, (only applies to same-sex acts) Louisiana Penalty = 5 years/$2,000 Michigan Penalty = up to 15 years imprisonment, repeat offenders get life Mississippi Penalty = 10 years North Carolina Penalty = 10 years/discretionary fine Oklahoma Penalty = 10 years (only applies to same-sex acts) South Carolina Penalty = 5 years/$500 Texas Penalty = $500 (only applies to same-sex acts) Utah Penalty = 6 months/$1,000 Virginia Penalty = 1-5 years
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It's good to know that of the three states (that I can remember, at least) I've given and received road head - Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and New York - I wasn't technically breaking the law. But it is kinda dangerous to do. I haven't done it in about a year or two, but that's just because I don't have a car and I haven't dated anyone with one since then.
basically all in the title I've been thinking about it and when the opportunity comes up I want to give him head wile he's driving. Just something I have on my bucket list that I want to do with him . Any tips? or if you have done this can you tell me how it went so I can do a kick ass job.
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Assuming you've done it in bed or elsewhere and he's OK with that...then just make sure he's wearing something loose fitting so it doesn't bind his knees...otherwise, that could be dangerous. It IS a turnon though.
Pick a specific road for it. Hitting a bump could cause you or him to be in a great deal of pain. Do it during the day on a backroad, rather than night ... easier to drive.
Please don't. I doesn't matter how much of a turn-on it is, it's f***ing stupid. Just so you know if you get caught by the cops, they're going to find out what happened.
I usually try to still keep my seatbelt on an just lean over the center console. Other than that, it is just like a normal bj. Make sure there are no cops around either haha.
sure... dont f***ing do it while he's driving...unless you want him to wreck and both of you get killed...
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