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Remember when women used to be discrete about farting? When you wouldn’t hear even a mouse squeak? Thankfully those days are long gone!
Here’s a compilation of women ripping loud farts that they posted on TikTok! Some of these farts are absolutely massive! Have ladies always been farting like this? Ha ha!
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
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Everyone loves fart humor! That’s why fart scenes in movies and TV are so common. These scenes usually feature guys letting them fly so we decided to mix things up. This is a list of the best female fart scenes!
Jenny McCarthy rips a fart in the bathtub in this scene!
Ali Larter farts loudly at the end of this clip.
Caroline admits to Max that she farted.
Model Charlotte McKinney farts hard in Joe Dirts’ face!
Jessica Rothe burps and then rips an epic fart in this scene from slasher film Happy Death Day.
Anna Faris gets a little too comfortable in this classic fart scene from Scary Movie
Anna Faris and Queen Latifah have a fart-off!
One of the funniest fart scenes in movie history.
Bad Janet rips some massive farts. She doesn’t care!
Bunny lets off some massive farts in this compilation from the show Drifters.
Juliane Moore farts twice on the toilet in the film Maps to the Stars. Currently streaming on Netflix
Check out the fart scene in Happy Death Day
Epic fart scene! Just added it. Thanks!
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
By
Annie Mishler ,
September 29th 2014
Girls are supposed to be feminine, dainty, clean, fresh and put-together all of the time. Right?
Well — excuse me, but hahaha — that couldn’t be farther from the truth. Girls: I’m sorry for exposing our truths to the world, but it needs to be done. Guys: You might not want to read this if you have a girl in your life that you view as perfect. That perfection is about to be seriously compromised.
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Let’s start out with the obvious: EVERYBODY POOPS. Considering females fall under the category of “everybody,” this constitutes that we — yes, we — poop. Duh. And we like it.
*Checks stomach in mirror to see how much flatter it got*
If we’re wearing pants we probably didn’t shave last night. Or the night before. But most likely all of last week. Too lazy to shave our armpits? Shirt with sleeves it is. No Shave November? Me too.
And regularly, I might add. Lots of times it’ll happen while driving. If I have a booger and no tissues, I’m not going to wait until I can find a tissue — that’s just weird.
We’ve worn the same bra for…an undetermined, yet very very long amount of time. And here’s our logic: I didn’t sweat today, so there’s no need to wear a different bra tomorrow. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. The limit does not exist.
We’ve been forced to use rolled-up toilet paper upon discovering that our period just started. Extra gross points for those who go the whole day like this due to being busy/in class/working. Admit it — you’ve done it.
Gross, or just another way to conserve water? You be the judge.
There are just too many period-related truths about girls, and this particular one simply can’t be left out. We bleed on our underwear. A lot. And then we’ll rinse out our underwear in the sink. We will then leave said underwear in sink whilst going about our day. Then we forget underwear is in sink and subsequently horrify a visitor that goes to wash their hands. Typically we don’t learn our lesson, and this will happen about seven more times.
Our hygiene is questionable at times. We can go four days without washing hair and validate it by using dry shampoo. No time to shower? Wash off armpits and apply a thick layer of perfume all over body. No time to wash face? Too LAZY to wash face? No problem! Re-apply new makeup OVER yesterday’s crusty makeup.
Okay, not ALL girls do this, and certainly not all of the time. Sometimes it’s an accident and you have to roll with it, and sometimes it’s completely voluntary. My current situation describes the latter.
In conclusion: come get us boys; we’re all yours.
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