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We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung —about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.
1.) Rasputin** The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.
2.) Liam Neeson In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty , Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."
3.) Jay-Z Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
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4.) John Holmes Even though he had one of the most celebrated dicks in porn history, due to its size, there's no real documentation of his measurement. His manager claimed he was 13.5 inches, but Holmes' first wife said he measured it in front of her, before he started doing adult films, and it was 10 inches.
5.) Vincent Gallo Have you ever seen Brown Bunny ? (Link NSFW)
This rumor about how large his dick was has been around for a while, and at his Friars Club memorial in 2002, his friends joked about his size.
7.) Wilt Chamberlain His nickname was "Big Dipper." He claims to have gotten a lot of use out of it.
8.) Tommy Lee Thanks to the sex tape with then-wife Pamela Anderson, everyone has seen Tommy's peen . It's guesstimated to be about 8 inches, erect. (Link NSFW)
9.) Frank Sinatra Ava Gardner once said of her ex-husband, "He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
10.) Alexis Arquette Some years before her sex reassignment surgery, Alexis had a lot of taping to do. (Link NSFW)
10.) President Johnson "He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘ Jumbo .'"
11.) Errol Flynn He was notorious for his cock, which he once used to play the piano . A classical pianist!
12.) James Woods That's the rumor, anyway, but we don't really care to find out definitively.
13.) Colin Farrell It looks like a baby's arm . (Link NSFW)
Glamor model Jordan aka Katie Price says that her husband's penis is the size of a large television remote control.
15.) Anthony Keides The girls on Metal Sludge —a site where groupies compare notes on the rock stars they've fucked—say the Red Hot Chili Peppers front man is a "very large" penis that is "beyond gorgeous."
16.) Tony Kanal The girls on Metal Sludge also say that the No Doubt bassist—who is Gwen Stefani's ex—measures about 10 inches.
17.) Tony Danza He's uncut and long. (Link NSFW)
18.) Ray J Don't all guys with sex tapes that "leak" have big dicks? (Link NSFW)
19.) Dan Rather The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."
20.) Simon Rex It's no wonder why he used to do porno.
*It is the personal opinion of the writer that big penises hurt. **This list is not compiled by size order.

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We don't know why he's naked on this paddle board. But we do know that women on the Internet were impressed.

A newspaper snapped a photo of Bieber on vacation in Bora Bora. He was not wearing any clothing. And let's just say that we now understand why it was so difficult for Selena Gomez to walk away from him.

Dude is cocky. In more ways than one. We know it isn’t his shining personality, so there had to be a reason these girls flock to him. Everything is starting to make sense.

No wonder Chris Brown lost his virginity at age eight.

There are Tumblr pages dedicated to Jon Hamm's penis. He had to actually state for the record that he's sick of talking about it.

What's there to say? We've all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, right?

Don't take our word for it! Good friend Ed Sheeran confirms the size of Styles' package.

According to rumors, the bulge on Brandon Routh had to be digitally altered so it would not distract (both) Superman Returns viewers.

We're just using our eyes on this one. Have you seen those David Beckham underwear ads?!?

We all saw his junk in the movie Shame. Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron even went so far as to say Fassbender's "penis was a revelation" and she is "available to work with it any time."

We are not posting any Shemar Moore naked photos here. But they exist online. And they back up this point.

Chuck Lorre once ran into Ben Affleck at a urinal and told fans at Comic-Con: "Yes, I peeked. And yes... he can play Batman."

Ralph Fiennes is so large down there, he had to have several inches of his penis digitally removed for the movie Red Dragon. Director Brett Ratner apparently deemed it so big that it would be distracting to viewers.

In a memoir, Janice Dickinson wrote two things about what Liam Neeson packs on a daily basis: "Biggest Penis of Any Man Alive" and "He unzipped his pants, and an Evian bottle fell out."

An ex-sex buddy of Mr. Beyonce once said his penis is "like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."

Once again, the videotape speaks for itself. There's a reason Tommy Lee wanted to film himself sticking it to Pamela Anderson.

Antichrist director Lars von Trier said of the star: "Everybody got very confused when they saw" his penis because it was so sizable.

Someone once said Dan Rather that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."

Gary Griffin, the author of Penis Size and Enlargement, describes Eddie Murphy as being "very well hung - probably in the 8-9" range. We’re not shocked.

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These stars are packing! In the penis department, we mean.

According to various insiders, sources, rumors and innuendo, the famous studs listed below know how to please their sex partners when it comes to how large their private parts are.

We've seen many of their male units and we've heard talk about others and let's just say that all were blessed where many say it matters most...
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