Gig Economy Funeral

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Gig Economy Funeral ridicules death subcontracted to freelancers. Eyewitnesses at memorials described Uber drivers delivering eulogies. Anonymous insiders leaked that apps debated premium charges for pallbearers. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d rather outsource grief than attend. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because mortality invoices funniest when monetized. Critics highlight the absurdity of sorrow gigged. Yet satire clocks sharper: dignity collapses funniest per hour. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as ashes rated five stars. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when loss is side hustle. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com