Getting Pounded For A Phone

Getting Pounded For A Phone
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Pick the right time to talk dirty. If you want to have a flawless dirty talk phone date, then you have to make sure that both you and your partner are alone and ready to start having a sexy conversation. Your dirty talk won't go very far if you're ready in bed while your partner is having dinner with his mom. Plan your dirty talk date in advance so both of you are free and alone at home or in your rooms. [1]
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Look and feel sexy. Take a nice warm bath and put on some sexy lingerie and a hot outfit. Even if your partner won't be able to see what you're wearing, you'll be more easily turned on if you look ready for some action. You can even rub some scented oil or lotion on the nape of your neck to get you in the mood.

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Set the mood. Would you have sex with your dirty laundry all over your room and empty takeout containers all over your desk? Hopefully not. You shouldn't talk dirty until you're in a romantic atmosphere either. Just clean up your space, dim the lights and light some candles, and lie in your clean, welcoming bed. Do whatever you would do to prepare to get it on for real. [2]
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Don't overthink it. Before you pick up the phone or start getting turned on, don't stare at yourself in the mirror or analyze every last thing you'll say to your lover. Even if you're a dirty talk virgin, the process will feel more natural if you just sit back, relax, and get ready for what's to come.

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Start getting turned on. This doesn't mean you should touch yourself -- unless you want to -- but it does mean that you should start getting in a sexy mental space. Close your eyes and think of your most illicit sexual fantasy, or remember the last time it got really hot and heavy between you and your lover.
If it helps, you can lightly caress your body to get in the mood. But you should save most of that for your phone conversation.

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Find your "dirty talk" voice. It should still sound like you -- but like a sexier, slower-talking version of you. [3]
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Don't use the same voice you would use to ask your honey how their day went. Instead, talk a bit lower and more slowly -- you can even lower your voice to a near-whisper if you want to. Just make sure it still sounds like you to an extent.

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Give your lover a few compliments. You don't have to say anything X-rated right away. Just start with a few basic compliments. Communicate with your special someone on how much you've missed them, and how amazing their body is. [4]
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You can even remind them of the last time you had sex and how hot it was. Just start saying nice things to your lover to get into the mood. [5]
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Here are some things you can say:

"I've been thinking about your toned arms all day."
"I miss you and your body so much."
"I love hearing your voice."

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Talk about what you're wearing. Tell your lover what you're wearing and describe it in great detail. Talk about how your body looks in your clothes, and mention any parts that are exposed. Ask your lover what they are wearing and close your eyes and imagine them in those clothes. Here are some ways to describe what you're wearing:

"I'm wearing your favorite bra."
"I'm not wearing any underwear."
"My dress is really tight around my chest."
"My shirt is tight around my biceps."
"I'm wearing that belt you love to take off."
"I'm wearing a button-down shirt. It comes off pretty easily."

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Talk about what you would do if your lover was there. [6]
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Jacqueline Hellyer Licensed Psychosexual Therapist

Expert Interview. 15 October 2021.

Start slow. Just say a few things that you wish would happen if your lover was there. You can get as graphic as you want, but you can start with the basics as you build toward your more elaborate fantasies. Here are some things you can say:

"I wish your arms were around me right now."
"I wish I could kiss your neck right now."
"If you were here, I'd start nibbling on your ear. You wouldn't be able to stop me."

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Touch yourself -- and describe how it feels. You can do this at any point while you're talking dirty. But the earlier you do it, the more turned on you'll be. Start gently stroking your own body and let your lover know what you're doing. Then, ask them to touch their own body and be detailed about what you want them to do. Just like real foreplay, you don't have to touch yourselves anywhere too untoward -- just start with a light touch that turns you on.

As you keep talking, you can start touching yourself in your erogenous zones.
Let your lover know exactly what you're doing to your body. If you're caressing your breasts or stomach, tell them.
Describe all of the sensations you feel to your lover. If you start to feel a sexy shiver after lightly caressing your neck, describe it.

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Tell your lover how you'd want them to touch you. Start talking about all of the things you wish your lover would do to your body until you're both bursting with excitement. Take turns telling each other what you wish you could do to each other. This can get more graphic than just saying what you want to do to your lover. [7]
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Talk about what you want to do to your lover. Let your lover know exactly what you would do to their body if you were there. Now that you're starting to get excited and to touch your own body, you can kick it up a notch and say whatever you want to do to their body, no matter how dirty it is.

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Talk about how turned on you are. Don't be shy -- tell your lover how turned on you are just from talking to them and thinking about him next to you. Let them know that you're excited and that you feel it all over your body. If you're so turned on that you feel it in your toes, tell your lover.

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Reveal your greatest fantasies. Once you're really excited, share your fantasy with your lover, no matter how dirty it may be. He'll play along and talk about it with you, helping you get more turned on as you picture yourselves enacting the fantasy together. Don't be afraid to put it all out on the phone line -- just close your eyes and start talking.

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Take off your clothes -- and talk about it. Don't just start stripping -- let your lover in on the peep show, button by button. If you're taking off your shirt, let them know that it's sliding over your head. If you're taking off your belt, let your lady know that you're dropping your belt to the floor. Paint a picture of your body that will turn on your lover even more.

You can also ask your lover to take off their clothes. Ordering them around will be extra hot. You can just say, "Now take off your shirt" or, "I want you to pull down your skirt."
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