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Get ready to blush—and nod and smile. Because no matter how racy, weird, or dull you think your sex life was during pregnancy, other women shared the same experiences—or topped them.

From wild fantasies to OMG orgasms: We asked and you answered, divulging all of the funny, funky things that went down between the sheets when you were expecting.

Read on to learn what pregnancy sex is really like.

Confession number one? Some 46 percent of you went libido loco during pregnancy.

"I wanted my husband morning, noon, and night," one respondent says. Another woman said, "My libido went way up in the second trimester."

That may be because of increased blood flow to the pelvic region, surging hormones, having more sensitive (and probably bigger!) breasts, and maybe even the freedom from birth control. "Some women are very sexual, highly orgasmic, and their sex is better than ever during pregnancy," says obstetrician Lauren F. Streicher, M.D., author of Love Sex Again .

But 54 percent of you were mostly not in the mood at all for sex. "Some just don't feel sexy, they may be uncomfortable... there's just no universal rule," Dr. Streicher says. Moving on.

We asked about the more offbeat places (or times) you did the deed—and 140 of you 'fessed up. Some of you stayed sexy at home—doing it in the shower, in the car, on the porch, on the kitchen counter, or, as one woman said, "mostly in every room in the house!"

Many—and we mean many —of you boldly took your lovemaking public: in a park, at a movie theater, in a Target fitting room, on a hotel balcony, on a ballpark bench, on railroad tracks, at an amphitheater, and on a four-wheeler in a field. One woman had sex in a doughnut delivery truck, between racks full of donuts. Another couple did it at their ob-gyn's office. Yet another couple pulled over for romps in their car a whopping five times in one day on a road trip from Washington State to Idaho. What a ride!

For some of you, the fantasy was a different partner—your ex, your neighbor, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, even George Costanza (what?!). One woman imagined a doctor "getting fresh" during an exam. Many of you dreamed of getting it on with other women and having threesomes. (Some of you acted on it!)

Then there was role-play—naughty Santa elf at Christmas, prison guard and inmate, and a stripper who took it to the next level.

Some 11 percent of you followed in the footsteps of bold celebs like Demi Moore, Heidi Klum, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera by posing for a portrait in the buff—just you and your baby belly. More than 2 percent of you made a homemade sex tape (our advice: Label it something like "Dad's colonoscopy"), and nearly 7 percent of you both posed nude and made a hot sex vid. Way to feel great about your pregnancy body!

Forty-two percent of you had sex near your due date to help kick-start labor. One woman did the deed right before delivery with triplets. Although it's still a mystery as to what exactly triggers labor, getting busy might help. As Dr. Streicher explains, "if you're having sex close to term and he's pushing up against the cervix and prostaglandins are released, it could potentially move things along."

Five percent of you craved variety. "I had dreams all the time of being with other men," one woman wrote. Another woman wrote, "I used to fantasize that I'd get stuck in an elevator with a handsome man and he'd be unable to resist my giant boobs!" At least one woman fulfilled this desire, doing a full couple swap. "Love it!" she wrote.

More than 95 percent of you kept your eyes on your partner though. As one respondent wrote, "I felt such a magical connection to my partner because I was carrying his child."

Some of you preferred business as usual, but plenty of you wanted things rougher, harder, and in new and different positions. "Sometimes [breast stimulation] was the only thing he had to do to push me over the top," one woman wrote. And for some respondents, the back door became interesting. "I wanted so badly to try double penetration," one woman wrote. "We used a vibrator for the 'double' part!"

Forty-seven percent of you said your orgasms were "off the charts" during pregnancy. And many of you found it easier to achieve the big O.

"My whole body was more sensitive," one woman wrote. Another woman said was able to orgasm multiple times from nipple stimulation alone.

For another respondent, the back door did the trick: "The orgasms were amazing," she said. Yet another respondent wrote, "My orgasms were so intense that I cried and even drooled! It was so much stimulation, happy tears just started coming out of me!"

Some 23 percent didn't want it ever. "I didn't want my husband near me!" one woman wrote. For some women, pain was a factor. "I hated it. It hurt. A lot," one woman wrote. Other respondents just felt too uncomfortable to get their sexy on. And then there were women who wanted to be cautious: "It was my first, so I was afraid to hurt the baby," one woman wrote. "I felt like I was in a very fragile and kind of saintly state, so I couldn't even think dirty thoughts."

There was a lot of spooning, a lot of woman-on-top, and a lot of doggy style sex as bellies got bigger. "At the end, we had to do it bent over the sink," one woman wrote. These alternate positions had some perks: "I fell in love with doggy style because it not only took the pressure off my growing belly," one respondent wrote, "but it left his hands free to give me some much-needed other simulation."

"I asked my doctor if it was okay to use my vibrator, being as far along as I was, and he said, 'If it feels good, do it!' And so I did!" wrote one respondent. Movies came into play as well. Some of you watched a lot of porn! Then there were handcuffs and a swing (we're not sure if those were used separately or together). One woman even suited up in lingerie with well-placed holes.

"Several times my hubby would suck on my breasts and get colostrum," one woman wrote. "Once it shot the back of his throat so hard it made him choke!" For some of you, sex triggered contractions and false labor.

For still others, there was a little extra, um, lubrication. "I would squirt when I had an orgasm," one woman wrote. "Sometimes it was so bad that we would lay towels down first!" Wrote one woman: "I was 38 weeks' pregnant and we were trying hard to stimulate labor, so we had sex and then we used a toy. I came so hard that I completely lost control of my body...There was a huge gush and I went to the hospital because I thought my water broke. But I honestly peed myself and didn't know it. It was embarrassing but so funny!"

Some of you made small discoveries—that you liked being on top, that your partner liked being on top, that you prefer hard sex over sweet, slow sex, or even that you're a fan of the back-door option.

Others had bigger revelations: "Experimenting with getting others involved was hot," one woman wrote. "We both realized that being a swinger is a great experience and made our marriage stronger and sex life hotter."

On the sweeter side, many of you forged a more solid bond with your partner. "I learned how much my husband cared about me," one woman wrote. Another summed up the potential for lovemaking during these nine months: "We both had so much fun during pregnancy—it was an amazing, intimate time and we always smile together when we talk about it!"

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I might have gotten my step mom pregnant.

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So about three months ago I was too trashed to make it all the way back to my place one night so I just went across town and crashed out on my step mom's couch. Since my Dad died in '92 in desert sheild she's pretty much the only "family" I have around anymore. When I got their she had been drinking and was talking about my dad and how much I looked like him. I wasn't really sure wtf was going on and she started kissing me and we began making out. My dad was quite a bit older than her, I think she's only like 6 years older than me and pretty attractive for her age. We ended up shedding clothes and did it right their on the couch. The next morning neither of us said anything about it and haven't brought it up since, until today.

SO just now I check my voice mail and I get this crazy message from my step mom about how she had missed her period and didn't want to say anything but then she had a pregnancy test when she went in for her physical at the doctor's recently and turns out she is! WTF!

I can't believe this shit! What am I going to do? What do I tell my gf?
ok, he's banned for being dumb but this thread stays open for hilarity's sake
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I honestly don't know what to say...
Your son or daughter will also be your brother or sister. :lol
Why did he get banned? That was great!
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It's like a white-trash Greek Tragedy.
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Don't tell me you live in South Dakota, please my heart can't take it.
Ah, what the fuck did you ban him for? This shit is gold!

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You're free in 2024.

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GAF: We Know DRAMA.

You believe in this story? I've got some prime real estate to sell you.
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Today has been the best day on GAF in awhile. This is perhaps the greatest day in NeoGAF's short history:lol

ok, he's banned for being dumb but this thread stays open for hilarity's sake

LOL

This thread will go down in the neo-annals of GAF history.

Edit: sorry, i cant spell
where is your regular mom

does your step have any rights to you

if so

kill yourself quickly in a desert

also

very hot man thanks for getting me off

LOL

This thread will go down in the neo-anals of GAF history.

Even if it was fake this thread could have been awesome. The ban stick fell way too fast on this one.

Wait, we didn't even get any pictures, seriously WTF. I feel so let down now.

Brendonia

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Oh man why is this guy banned? This could be an instant classic.

Would it be your child or your step-sibling?

Would it be your child or your step-sibling?

emomoonbase has lived every man's dream

You believe in this story? I've got some prime real estate to sell you.

So about three months ago I was too trashed to make it all the way back to my place one night so I just went across town and crashed out on my step mom's couch. Since my Dad died in '92 in desert sheild she's pretty much the only "family" I have around anymore. When I got their she had been drinking and was talking about my dad and how much I looked like him. I wasn't really sure wtf was going on and she started kissing me and we began making out. My dad was quite a bit older than her, I think she's only like 6 years older than me and pretty attractive for her age. We ended up shedding clothes and did it right their on the couch. The next morning neither of us said anything about it and haven't brought it up since, until today.

SO just now I check my voice mail and I get this crazy message from my step mom about how she had missed her period and didn't want to say anything but then she had a pregnancy test when she went in for her physical at the doctor's recently and turns out she is! WTF!

I can't believe this shit! What am I going to do? What do I tell my gf?

Jeez, what the hell can I say to this except HOLY SHIT?!

HOLY SHIT, man, just HOLY SHIT!!
say the word, Bishop. Say the word and DM and i will leave our mark on this thread.

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This thread will go down in the neo-anals of GAF history.

say the word, Bishop. Say the word and DM and i will leave our mark on this thread.

You should have invoked the Tokyo Clause, wherein he'd have a time period of which to prove his claims and post pics of his incestual partner before being banned. As is, it's just hilariously awkward.

say the word, Bishop. Say the word and DM and i will leave our mark on this thread.

Bish, I said pull down those sweat pants.

You believe in this story? I've got some prime real estate to sell you.

Having sex with a relative, blood or no, is incest.

So about three months ago I was too trashed to make it all the way back to my place one night so I just went across town and crashed out on my step mom's couch. Since my Dad died in '92 in desert sheild she's pretty much the only "family" I have around anymore. When I got their she had been drinking and was talking about my dad and how much I looked like him. I wasn't really sure wtf was going on and she started kissing me and we began making out. My dad was quite a bit older than her, I think she's only like 6 years older than me and pretty attractive for her age. We ended up shedding clothes and did it right their on the couch. The next morning neither of us said anything about it and haven't brought it up since, until today.

SO just now I check my voice mail and I get this crazy message from my step mom about how she had missed her period and didn't want to say anything but then she had a pregnancy test when she went in for her physical at the doctor's recently and turns out she is! WTF!

I can't believe this shit! What am I going to do? What do I tell my gf?

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DEAR DEIDRE: I HAVE been having wild sex with my best friend’s mum. Now she’s pregnant, I’m in a mega panic. I’m 17, like my mate. We hang out together in school and play football for the same team at the weekends. His mum is 38 and divorced.
My mate sings with a band and is aiming to get on a TV talent show like X Factor. I’ve no musical talent, but enjoy cooking and fancy getting on Bake Off.
One evening I was joking with my mate about it when his mum said she’d give me some cookery lessons because she used to work in a hotel kitchen.
I started going round there on Wednesday nights when my mate rehearses with his band and his mum would teach me how to bake something new.
One day a sponge layer cake I’d made worked out amazingly and she flung her arms around me in excitement. Before I thought about it, I looked down at her and kissed her.
I couldn’t believe I’d been so bold. I’ve never even been with a girl before but my mate’s mum is very pretty and sexy.
She pushed me away, looked into my eyes, and then pulled me towards her to kiss again. She said, “Why don’t I give you some different tutoring tonight?”
She led me to her bedroom and started undressing me, then told me to help her. I pulled her dress off and she looked incredible. We kissed and caressed, got into bed and she took my virginity.
I couldn’t stop thinking about her. We had sex on five different occasions after that. It wasn’t planned, it just happened.
She’s now told me she’s pregnant. I’m horrified. I don’t want to be a dad at my age, but she seems set on having it. My parents will kill me and I will have to tell my mate I fathered his little brother or sister. It’s such a mess.
DEIDRE SAYS: Your mate’s mum is an adult and should have been grown-up enough to have known better. But continuing with the pregnancy or not is her choice.
Tell her you are not mature enough to be a good dad and will struggle to help support a child financially (your legal duty) until you can find a full-time job. That may take years if you continue your education.
Ask that you visit her doctor together for advice.
My e-leaflet Unplanned Pregnancy can help you both talk this over and allow her to think carefully about her options.
If she decides to go ahead with the pregnancy, then she should tell her son and be beside you to tell your parents. In future, remember to be responsible for contraception.
I’m worried if I get pregnant my husband will turn to one-night stands to fulfil his sexual needs
DEAR DEIDRE: IF I got pregnant I fear my husband would have one-night stands to fulfil his high sex drive.
We have been married for three years and have a very active sex life. We do it once or twice weekdays and at least six times at weekends.
We are both 27 and would like to start a family soon. But I’m nervous I would go off sex while I’m pregnant and then my husband would sleep around.
He really struggles if he has to go a day without sex.
In fact, women often find their sexual arousal is heightened once the pregnancy is established.
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