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Inspired by the most shocking thing ever witnessed at Glamour , we investigate mortifying public sexual moments and tell you how not to get caught. (Unless you really want to. If that's your kind of thing.)
Staring out the window of Glamour 's Times Square headquarters this past summer, I spotted a couple making out in an empty corner office on the fifteenth floor of a building directly across the street. Whatever. I checked my e-mail, looked up and saw that the man was kissing the woman's chest. Passionately. Then I noticed that he wasn't wearing any pants! I gasped-slash-laughed and within a few seconds, several coworkers, then a dozen, then pretty much my entire floor, were crowded around my desk watching the couple have full-on, multiposition, nothing-left-out sex. (Was it weird seeing this with my coworkers? Yes! And yet it was impossible to turn away.) First she was this way, then he was that way, then he flipped his tie over his shoulder. And—wait a minute—did he just check his BlackBerry?! It was porn, only it was real. And then, suddenly, the poor girl opened her eyes and saw us all watching. She looked horrified; they quickly gathered their clothes and fled. But the whole affair started a conversation among my coworkers that kept us from getting any more work done that day: Had any of us been caught like that? I'll spare them the embarrassment, but suffice it to say, it's common, as evidenced by these crazy but true stories from readers like you (OK, like you, only more naked).
One thing led to another, and he started to climb over to the passenger side while trying to pull his pants down. Just as we were getting going, a police officer rolled up on us. We tried to cover up, but my boyfriend's pants were tangled on the emergency brake, and he couldn't move! The cop made fun of him, and then let us go with a warning. Thank God!"
My boyfriend and I went to our spot behind my dorm where there are a lot of trees, and put down a blanket. Things were getting heated. Then all of a sudden he got this mortified look on his face. I look over and see a cow staring right at me! Then the cow lifts its eyebrows as if to say, You shouldn't be doing that!' It was judging me! It totally killed the mood."
One evening I fixed dinner for my daughters and turned on Barney . They seemed occupied, so my husband and I sneaked off to the bedroom. About five minutes into having sex, I heard a little giggle, followed by my four-year-old shouting, Hey! Peekaboo, I see you!' Even though it killed our alone time, I cracked up about it later."
The first morning, she went grocery shopping, so as soon as we heard her car take off, we ran up to his room to have sex. Right in the middle of it, we heard her call out in the hallway, Hello, I came back because I wondered if you wanted me to pick you up some Weetabix.' We froze, and to my horror I started to see the doorknob turn. My fiancé shouted, Don't come in, Mum! I'm…changing! I'm naked right now!' We stared at each other as he told her he'd love some Weetabix, and she went on her way. Relieved, we decided to leave for the afternoon. When we returned, his mom had moved the mattress from my twin bed in the guest room into his room, right beside his mattress. I guess it was pretty obvious what we'd been up to."
So my boyfriend and I decided to take advantage of an empty apartment. I put on seven-inch platform heels and wore them while we were having sex. Afterward, feeling silly, my naked boyfriend put them on and started walking around the living room. That's when we heard the front door unlock. You guessed it: My roommate and her mom were standing there, shocked and speechless."
We just assumed he was passed out. Then, one morning when my boyfriend and I were watching TV with friends, the roommate walks in and announces, You know, you guys should really communicate more when you're hooking up.' I couldn't look at him in the eye for weeks, but he was right . My boyfriend and I started talking more in bed, and the sex got a lot better."
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One time over summer break in college, we went back to DH's parents' house after a movie. His parents were dog sitting and the dog was in a kennel in the living room. His parents go to bed pretty early and it was late by the time we got home so we knew they were fast asleep. We decided to get busy in the rocking chair in the living room.
The next day MIL took DH aside and asked him to please unplug the baby monitor that she had put out to monitor the dog the next time we decided to have sex in the living room.

omg I love this! haha. awesome story btw, lol. Mine is kinda similar. So we weren't having sex actually, but we (my DH & I - he was my bf at the time) were "messing around" in his room in his family's house when no one was home. His room was actually an add-on in the garage, so it was nice & secluded. Anyway we're mostly naked if I remember right, & all of a sudden we hear a car pull up (since we're technically in the garage it was easy to hear right away), & then w/in 30 seconds my DH's little brother (is about 4 years younger) comes running into the room! Literally all I had time to do before he came in was jump under the blanket on the bed, & my feet were still sticking out! lol. My DH was wearing his boxers & he had jumped off the bed. His little bro was getting driven somewhere by somebody else, so he had just run in so fast because he was looking for something & had to grab it fast, so was wondering if DH knew where it was. SO glad I didn't see the look on his face, but I'm assuming in the few seconds he was in the room he saw my feet & figured out what was going on. He left REAL fast after that, lol. I think I would've literally died if he had told his parents, but thank goodness he didn't, & he's never spoken of it with me!! LOL. 
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One time over summer break in college, we went back to DH's parents' house after a movie. His parents were dog sitting and the dog was in a kennel in the living room. His parents go to bed pretty early and it was late by the time we got home so we knew they were fast asleep. We decided to get busy in the rocking chair in the living room.

The next day MIL took DH aside and asked him to please unplug the baby monitor that she had put out to monitor the dog the next time we decided to have sex in the living room.

I went to my ex bf's parents cabin out in the what I thought was the middle of no where and we decided to take the quads up to the bluff and thought we would get busy in the forest. Turns out there was a hiking trail up there as well...I've always felt bad for that poor hiker who busted us lol. 

When I first got together with DH, he was living with his parents, and I was living in a tina apartment with 2 other girls, so we didnt really have anyplace to fool around, except my car, usually in his driveway. It was about 4am, and we were butt naked, with me straddling him in the driver seat, and his dad walks out to go to work. My car was blocking his in, and to make matters worse, my battery had died, so what I had hoped to be a speedy departure turned into the most mortifying experience. Even at 31, DH said he felt like he was 16

I don't think I ever got caught having sex, but when I was in high school me and my bf would mess around in my room all the time. One night my dad knocked on my door and said "quiet down in there! " I was definitely mortified.

Back when DH was my BF my parents were off at work for the day so we had the house to ourselves for the whole day. We decided to take advantage and finally get in some shower humping. We weren't being loud, and thank God because my mom knocked on the door and asked me to come out for a minute. Apparently she ran by the house to pick up something... I decided to try and lie my way out of it saying I was alone and turned off the water forcing DH to lay in the tub freezing his ass off while I left the curtain a little open as well as the door to help prove my innocence. My mom and I talked for 30 minutes and she didn't say anything. Then right when she was about to leave she asked me where James was. I told her he was out with one of his friends, she gave me the all knowing mom look and as she was walking past the bathroom she yelled "Bye James!" I watched in horror as I saw DH's hand rise above the side of the tub like a parascope as he replied "Bye Kathy!"

When I was in high school, I had 2 periods of study hall after lunch so I would often sneak off campus to my collegeage boyfriends house for those 3 hours in the middle of the day for an afternoon delight! His parents both worked during the day so it was usually just him and I. One afternoon, we were getting it on buck naked in his bedroom which was right across the hall from the bathroom. The door was wide open since no one was home and we had some pretty loud music on. Loud enough to not hear the garage door open, his dad walk in, and use the bathroom. All of the sudden we heard the toilet flush and we both jumped up and started getting our clothes on. The damage was done though, as his dad walked by his room, he got a great view of the "money shot" if you know what I mean...
I was completely mortified and couldn't look his dad in the face ever since. Thankfully we broke up shortly after that so I didn't have to!
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I used to get caught a lot back in high school. However, I never had sex until I was 18 but I would "mess around." My then boyfriend as a junior in high school and I met at a middle place and we got in his car to drive to a secluded park to get to business. After his pants were down and I was beginning to go to pleasure town with him a cop pulled up behind us and made us get out of the car and give our licenses. I was TERRIFIED because I knew that my parents had a police scanner. I imagined their faces when he ran our reports. He just looked at our names and told us the park was closed after dark and to go "be safe" somewhere else. I was MORTIFIED. It seemed like anytime we tried to escape like this we always got caught by someone but this was the worst! 


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Awesome stories, thanks for the laughs! Thinking back, I actually can't recall ever getting caught having sex. But several years ago, my DH's (BF at the time) best friend did walk in on me while i was naked, having just woken up. I thought it was my DH because I wasn't wearing glasses/contacts yet, so I told him to come in my apartment when he knocked. When I heard his voice through my bedroom doorway, I realized it wasn't DH, and screamed OMG, I'm naked - get out. Let's hope it was dark enough in my bedroom that he really didn't see anything.





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I love this!
My older brother was having friends over when our parents were out of town and my boyfriend and I were in my room. I thought my door was locked but mid BJ sesh the door slammed open and 2 of my brothers best friends stormed in. Needless to say they saw everything and told everyone at the house including my brother. He kicked my boyfriend out of the house and I hid in my room the rest of the weekend. It was humiliating.


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 In the mood for a little humor tonight after a long, rough day. Share your most embarrassing "I got caught having sex" stories!
When I was about 17, My DH (who was my boyfriend at the time) and I were doing the deed in my little sister's bedroom (my room was currently being remodeled) at my parent's house. Didn't think anyone was home, but then my brother who is 1 year older than me heard some strange noises coming from my sister's room and got a little concerned. Walked in on my boyfriend/DH on top of me (both of us butt-naked) humping the crap out of me!
Needless to say, it took him a while to talk to or even look at my boyfriend...
Got caught by DH's (then BF) mom while we were messing around under a blanket upstairs. We were so into it we didnt realize that the blanket had slipped off. All she said was "you guys better cool it " Needless to say I was never allowed upstairs again!
We also got caught in college. DH (then BF) was home from school for Thanksgiving. We couldnt mess around at our parents' homes so we went to a park in his trunk. We are getting hot and heavy and the next thing we know is there is a bright flashlight beaming through the window and a cop is telling us to put our clothes on!! Luckily I had just turned 18 and he let us go with a warning and a lecture about safety. Last thing he said when he left us was "Happy Thanksgiving!" HAHA
In the old movie theater in the town my H grew up in.
It was the middle of the day and we went to go see The Strangers. We were the only people in the theater, obviously and half way through we got pretty bored with the movie. We proceeded to get it on and about three minutes later I heard a "gasp" and turned around to see two older ladies turning around and walking out. Hey, that's what you get for sneaking into a movie!!! We stopped for a few seconds to see if they were going to come back, and when they didn't we finished. It was the craziest thing we've ever done and haven't topped it since.
Oh, how appropriately timed! DH and I got caught this morning, by my almost 10 year old daughter. In our defense, she was in the shower when we started, and she's notoriously long in there. Our bedroom door was shut (there's no lock), so we didn't hear the water turn off or her come out of the bathroom. If she knocked, we didn't hear that either. With H on top and a blanket barely covering his ass, I hear, "Mom!". Of course, one tries to play coy when caught in such a situation, and I just told her to get dressed for school and get some breakfast. We ended up not finishing, much to my frustration. She didn't say anything, but we had the "talk" this past summer, so she's definitely smart enough to know what was going on.
H is getting a lock today Hopefully, we can finish what he started when he comes home to install it.
I don't think I have any getting caught stories, but an ex and I had a ton of almost getting caught stories. One night we were messing around in his basement, no clothes were off yet but my jeans were unbuttoned and unzipped. We were always pretty confident because the basement door at the top of the stairs squeaked, so we always felt there would be enough time to straighten up before his parents got down the stairs.
Well this time it was his friends so we only had about 2 seconds from door squeak till his two friends came bounding down the stairs. We flew to opposit ends of the couch and I threw a blanket over my lap...so his friends are going on and on about someplace we should go to that night, completely oblivious to what we had been doing right before they walked in.
I obviously couldn't get up with my pants undone, and if one of them wasn't looking my way, the other was. Finally they were both distracted and I quickly zipped and buttoned up under the blanket and out of the corner of my eye, my ex gave me a thumbs up, lol.
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I love reading all of these stories!
The first time I got caught I was 17 and over at my then bf's house. His bedroom was above the garage away from all of the other rooms and we could usually tell if someone was heading towards his room. Well one day we were going at it when we hear footsteps and his little sister talking (she was maybe 8), and before we had time to adjust ourselves she came barging in! Bf managed to pull his boxers up and i yanked my skirt up but I know she definitely saw what was going on. We probably scarred the poor kid for life haha
Second time was when I had just broken up with then bf. I decided to leave school early and invite a guy over (only time I've ever done the whole "one night stand" thing). He comes over and we're up in my room getting down to business when all of a sudden I hear the front door open. It's the middle of the afternoon, siblings are at school and mom is at work so no one is supposed to be home. Turns out my mom's then bf had stopped by to do some home repairs or something. I shoved the guy in my closet, threw on a robe, and ran into the bf in the hall. He asked what I was doing home so early and I tried to make up a lie but turned bright red and he immediately knew and promised not to tell my mom. The guy got dressed and had to do the walk of shame past mom's bf who was out in the hall working on the stairs, it was humiliating!
These stories are absolutely hilarious! I have a few but I think the best one was at the beach.
DH (then FI) and I went to the beach one night to "star gaze." We had taken his parent's old car and parked right in front of the "No parking after 9 pm" sign. We didn't think anything of it & headed down to the sand with a big blanket in hand. After the "star gazing" was over, we headed back up the boardwalk towards the car. I noticed light (like a spot light) shining through the bushes and I immediately ducked and said "Oh crap! It's the cops!" DH told me to calm down and just keep walking.
We got to the car, and the cops had blocked our car in with their cruiser and were talking to 2 teenagers who had been having sex in their car.
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