Get Your Slut

Get Your Slut

The Four Levels of Slut Sleeping around carries an unfair double standard, but sluttiness does have levels.
by Nathan DeGraaf | June 21, 2006
Points in Case is a daily literary humor publication featuring enlightening and irreverent comedy from seasoned writers and fresh voices, since 1999.
Main: Man, she’s a whore?
Nathan: How can you say that? She never got paid.
Main: I stand corrected. She’s a slut.
I think it’s unfair that women are often considered sluts for sleeping around. Women say that this perception of them propagates a double standard because men are never considered sluts for rampant sexual activity. (Although, if that were truly the case, then why do so many women I know call me a slut?) And recently, because I just dumped a girl who cheated on me, I have been pondering exactly what it is that makes a girl a slut .
Now, when I get to pondering, well, sometimes I just have to get out a pen and write down my thoughts. This was one of those times. You see, there are many different kinds of sluts, and there is not one hard and fast rule that simply defines a woman as a slut. But there are (at least) four levels of slut.
“Sadly, the Cheating Slut is really what most men mean when they say ‘slut' or ‘whore.' The first two levels are just people being people.”
This woman is not technically, by definition, a slut. She is the woman who gets stereotyped as a slut simply because she likes to fuck around. This woman typically has no boyfriend (or a boyfriend who doesn’t care that she fucks other men) and simply goes out looking to get laid. She doesn’t feel that she should have to settle down, and she thinks it’s unfair that other women degrade her for this. She is right. She is also one of the reasons I get up in the morning.
Of the last four women I’ve slept with, three fall into this category because (as far as I know), they were not cheating on anyone, were not lying about who they fucked, and were not asking for anything more than sex. Women love sex, too; they should not be blamed for seeking it. Stereotypes hurt everyone. Ironically enough, usually other women hate this girl because she can fuck who she wants, while men bare her no ill will. She is, after all, simply doing what she likes. And men, for the most part, respect that.
Unlike the whores that make up the second level of slut.
Much like the Sexually Liberated Woman, this slut has no boyfriend. She does however, and for whatever reason, feel she needs to lead men on. She fucks several different men at one time while tricking the men she fucks into thinking that they are pursuing a relationship. Which is to say that every one of the suckers she fucks happens to think that they’re the slut’s soon-to-be boyfriend. She also loves seeing men fight over her, which may be (at least in part) the motivation for her leading these poor bastards on.
The main thing that separates her from the Level 1 Slut is that she is not honest with the men in her life because she derives pleasure from wrapping suckers around her little finger. The women representing this level of slut usually leave me alone. I’m not sure why, but I’m pretty sure the Garden Variety Slut has a radar for suckers, and because I am not one, I hardly have to deal with these bitches.
I can’t say the same for the sluts in levels 3 and 4.
Cheating Sluts come in three different categories. There are those who simply cheat on a boyfriend they’ve had for a few months and then tell him (no big deal); those who cheat on a guy they’ve dated for a few months, never tell him, and force him to find out from his friends (a slightly bigger deal because these sluts lack honesty); and then there are the worst kind—the sluts who fuck around on a man they’ve been with for years and never tell him about it.
The first girl I fucked after the breakup belonged in last category. The bitch was engaged. She fucked me late in the afternoon and left early in the evening because her man would soon be arriving from work. To her fiancée, I say, “I hope your parents are proud of you for preparing to marry a 21-year-old waitress with no education. Oh, and by the way, I’ve never met a girl who had a tell for her female ejaculation before. I mean, her leg quivers like an epileptic in mid seizure and then she squirts. That’s kind of weird. And yes, I like her body, too.”
Sadly, the Cheating Slut is really what most men mean when they say “slut” or “whore.” The first two levels are just people being people, not people being disloyal bitches. What separates this level of slut from the fourth and final level of slut, is, quite simply, the motivation for cheating.
Fortunately for me, I live in a college community where finding a man with his own car, no roommates and a steady income is like hitting the jackpot for most girls. Unfortunately for me, this means I often get hit on by the Money Grubbing Slut.
The saddest thing about the Money Grubbing Slut is that she really does like (or even love) her boyfriend. She simply expects more from her man in terms of monetary consideration. She doesn’t make her own money and can’t live off her boyfriend’s petty McDonald’s wages, so she seeks out men who will take her to nice places and buy her shiny objects. This is the worst kind of whore because she’s pissing on love and respect all in the name of a few dollars.
I love promising this girl I will take her some place nice, then fucking her and ordering a pizza, explaining to her that I’m broke. After this, I can usually count the seconds until she leaves, feeling used. Then I double check my wallet; you can’t trust a Money Grubbing Slut (at least, not until she starts making her own money, in which case, the nickname gets changed to “Materialistic Shark,” which is unfair—I mean, why blame a girl for wanting money and making it?).
So guys, the next time you take a woman home from a bar, or fuck her in the bathroom at a party, or on the rooftop of a shopping mall, or in the grass median on the side of a highway (you know, whatever works for you), you may want to consider exactly what level of slut you are fucking. Remember, it’s not wrong if it’s just sex for sex’s sake (hell, female sexual liberation was the best thing to come out of the women’s rights movement). But if she’s in a relationship with some other guy (or guys) when you first fuck her, odds are she’s not the kind of girl you want to spend six bucks on.
Then again, few women are worth six bucks.
Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On... See full profile »
When we were told to chase our dreams, nobody mentioned they’d be mostly anxiety dreams.

Rebecca society will judge you no matter what you wear. If ...
You are a Slut – is that something that you've heard before? Being called a slut isn't one of the best things in the world. In fact, it's hurtful and in most cases, it isn't accurate. What does it really mean to be called a slut? I know this topic is a tricky, even controversial one. I've done tons of research around the internet, to see how people can just go off and say 'You are a slut'. I've compiled the best list I could that might point to why other people believe you are a slut, so please read through it because I'd love to hear your opinions on whether these reasons are accurate and what you think about the «ground rules» when you are being called a slut!
Your magic number should be something that is personal to you, but a lot of people think that if you don't share it right away, you are a slut . Just because your number might be high, doesn't mean you are a slut at all! Your number is your number and nobody should ever make you feel bad about it!
A lot of people actually prefer to have one night stands. It doesn't mean that you are slutty, in fact, it just means that you like convenience. Sex is sex and everyone needs it, that doesn't mean that you have to be in a relationship to have it. Sometimes, a one night stand can even turn into a relationship!
From the research that I've done, a lot of people associate real dates and the lack of them with a slut. Well ladies, just because you don't go on actual dates doesn't mean you are a slut . Sometimes, you don't want to date a lot, but rather you want to hang out and see if you find a connection with someone. There is nothing wrong with that.
If you have sex on the first date or as soon as you meet someone, you are a slut . If you invent reasons and justifications about why that's okay, you're also acting slutty. It shouldn't be that way ladies! Just because you're having sex soon, doesn't mean you are a slut, it just means you like what you like. Just make sure that you're practicing safe sex.
Just because you don't remember every single hook up that you've had, a lot of people believe that makes you a slut! Well ladies, I don't agree with this label. I don't agree that just because you might have made some mistakes or don't remember a few of the people you've slept with that it makes you a slut.
In the past, it was very taboo to hook up even before marriage. Well ladies, times have changed and I think that if you hook up whenever you go out, that is your business. Nobody should tell you when you can or can't hook up!
Does this mean that if you show some cleavage or even just some leg you're a slut? No! At least, that isn't my opinion. Society has made it so that if you dress the wrong way, you could be construed as a slut. Ladies, I say that you should be able to dress however you want. What do you think?
Coming home the morning after a one night stand, wearing the same outfit from the night before doesn't mean you're a slut. Almost every girl has done it at least once in their life (even Carrie Bradshaw has done it!) and I gotta say, just because you do the walk of shame, doesn't automatically make you a slut.
I'm sure that a ton of you have had this misconception about a girl that has an STD right? Well, what happens if the woman is in a committed relationship and the guy ends up cheating on her and she ends up with an STD because of that? Does that still make her a slut? Just because a girl ends up with an STD doesn't make her a slut!
Finally, the last misconception that a lot of people have when it comes to the '**you are a slut**' label is condoms. If you seem to have an endless supply of condoms, society will usually label you a slut. Well, to me, it's all about practicing safe sex!
Just because some of these are justifications for the '**you are a slut**' label, doesn't mean that the justification is true. Remember ladies, there is typically an explanation for everything and you should never slap that 'you are a slut' label on someone unless you know them. Has anyone ever said that you are a slut because of any of these reasons? Share how that made you feel, why you think other girls are slutty, or why you think the term itself is just totally unnecessary.
To read all future answers to your comment, please bookmark this page. To contact our editors please use our contact form

Last updated on June 11, 2022 by April Maccario
I'm a huge nerd when it comes to understanding how relationships between men and women work, and what drives a certain behavior. I spend much of my time getting into the nitty-gritty and try to share my findings on this site with the hope of making life a little easier for women that are struggling in their relationships or love life.
Unforgettable Baecations (71 Perfect Ways To Do a Baecation)
How To Stop Being Horny (13 Vital Tips To Control Yourself)
What Is Being A Lithromantic? (Top 17 Signs You May Be One)
Is Sexting Cheating If You Are In A Relationship (21 Reasons Sexting Might Be Cheating)
33 Warning Signs He’s a Fuckboy (Are You Dating One?)
How To Ruin Your Boyfriend's Reputation (7 Sneaky Ways)
Sexual Positions For Beginners (13 Different Sexual To Try)
If He Likes Me, Why Is He Still Online Dating? (11 Reasons Why He’s Still Doing It)
We Slept In The Same Bed And He Didn't Try Anything (11 Reasons Why He Didn’t Make a Move)
If A Guy Knows You Like Him How Will He Act? (15 Ways)
Welcome to Ask April! My name is April and I hope you find what you're looking for on my site.
Copyright © 2004 - 2022 by AskApril.com
Dressing like a slut does not that you are asking for sexual assault, or that you’re a slut. There is nothing wrong with using your closet to be center stage , or for self-expression. Most women enjoy dressing a certain way, and thanks to women’s rights, we can dress however we want.
Dressing like a slut doesn’t mean that you have to leave the house in whatever your version of inappropriate is every day. It also doesn’t mean that you have to wear lingerie to a PTO meeting.
Instead, it’s about dressing how you want and wearing what makes you feel amazing about yourself. You are your own woman, and it’s time to show it! Take a few of these 33 tips to spice up your wardrobe.
If you’re out to dress like a slut, show off more skin than you normally would. Whether it’s legs, boobs, or short shorts, let it out. Don’t worry about what another woman would say about your clothes, either. Sluts don’t.
Cleavage is the way to go if you’re ready to dress to show off the goods. Pick up a nice push up bra and show off what you’ve got.
Dressing like a slut is similar to girls playing dress up, just the skanky version (and I mean skanky in the most fun way possible). Pick up some high heels to pair with any outfit. These can be worn with jeans if you really want.
These will help you show off your body more, but can also be worn without a side-eye from another woman. If you’re just getting used to dressing like a slut, these shirts can act as a perfect transition. They are always in fashion and can help show off your sexuality to the world.
Short skirts are always in a girl’s wardrobe. Pair them with some of the tops on the list, and remember to wear what you’re comfortable with.
Big earrings are not going to instantly scream sex goddess to other people, but they are a wardrobe essential. They’ll look amazing with everything else on this list.
Thigh-high boots are another must-have. They are comfortable and can be paired with anything from shorts, to short skirts to oversized sweaters.
Sheer tops can be worn overtop of another shirt, or as a shirt themselves. This is one of the items on the list that is pretty versatile , and a must-have for your new wardrobe.
Show off the cookies without showing them off by letting your bra show. Wear a lacy bralette that can be seen, a sheer top as a shirt, or simply enjoy wearing a bralette as a shirt.
If a sheer top is a bit too much for you , pick up a light-colored shirt. Then, pair it with a bright or dark-colored bra to have some fun.
Ditch the tennis shoes. While these are acceptable in the street or at work, they are not an acceptable part of a slutty wardrobe. Instead, it’s heels or strappy sandals. (No gladiator sandals, either.)
Fishnets are another must-have accessory. These also seem to make a show at every women’s rights walk, such as slut-shame walks. So you should feel right at home if you’re wondering whether you can wear them to one.
No one ever said that you can’t look slutty without showing skin. Pick up a shirt that says “Daddy Cum In Me” and you’re good to go.
Clothes always come with holes, so you can find these anywhere that says fashionable clothing. You can also do it yourself !
Latex is so skin-tight that it’s always going to make women look slutty in the best way possible.
Women that want to look slutty need to pay attention to what they do with their hair. Ditch the donut buns and opt for curls, messy hair, or fashionable hairstyles instead.
The makeup rules of wearing dark or bright makeup for night time no longer apply to women that dress in slutty clothes. Wear your makeup however you want.
Lace shirts. Lace bralettes. Lace everything. This single fabric instantly makes any outfit seductive in nature.
She’s known for cutting holes in her own clothes, and this can add a slutty appeal to the wardrobe of any woman. Start with one cut. Then, and one after another until you have just enough holes in your clothes.
Throw them in the box with your tennis shoes. These are for work or when playing with children, not looking like a slut.
There is a time and a place for cute barrettes or headbands. When paired with the right outfits, these can add a certain amount of appeal. However, if you’re just enjoying showing off your sexuality, avoid them for now until you develop your own style .
Frustrated that he doesn't pay you as much attention as he used to? This is one of the most common issues our female readers face. The number #1 factor that causes men to behave this way is actually relatively easy to change with a few subtle things you can say to him today.
Watch this free video (click on the link to watch) that my friend recorded which explains how you can become his priority!
Pair an over-sized sweater with a pair of thigh-high boots and you’re good to go. Women can wear this anywhere for a slutty yet chic look.
These can double as shirts. Women can wear these anywhere, and it’s not illegal.
Purchase longer garters to show them off under a short skirt.
Grab the sides and pull them up over your hip bone. Then, wear your shorts lower than most women to grab the attention of men everywhere.
Keep those skimpy summer dresses and throw some leggings underneath. Then, you’re done.
Leather pants, thigh-high leather boots, etc. This sleek material can make any outfit look both badass and slutty. Wearing it the right way paired with some slutty accents is key to making this work.
These show off the perfect amount of skin for one to get used to dressing slutty without going overboard.
Close to your private area without going close enough to get you kicked out of anywhere. Use the holes in your clothes to show off your assets.
Secretary glasses add a certain amount of sex appeal that men just love. They pair great with any outfit, whether you’re going to the club or just enjoying the day.
Braless with a thin shirt will make men everywhere stare. If that’s what you’re going for, this is going to help you get it.
French manicures have no place in this style of wardrobe. Instead, it’s all about self-expression, including your nails! Opt for unique nails that let your personality shine through.
When all else fails, just imagine what you would wear to the club. Usually, these outfits are less conservative than other ones in your closet.
Opt for monotone or neutral colored clothing that fits your body well. Then, jazz up the outfit with a few fashionable accessories. Pair outfits with boots, loafers, or heels instead of tennis shoes for a look that is both timeless and elegant.
Sunglasses and other accessories make any outfit look fashionable . For clothing, go with a motorcycle jacket, boots, and uniquely styled shirts. Clothes should always coordinate in both style and color. This will instantly make an outfit more chic.
Wear casual clothing with a sexy piece from your closet. For example, pair jeans and tennis shoes with a crop top, heels, and big earrings. You could also wear a casual shirt with a mini skirt. Wear what you normally would with one sexy piece of clothing .
To dress like a lady , opt for more conservative pieces in soft colors. Sundresses in light pink or soft sweaters in muted fall colors that are not revealing will make you appear more like a lady. Avoid clothing that shows too much skin, showing off cleavage, or slutty styles.
Simplify. The top billionaires of the world prefer muted colors or neutral colors so that they don’t have to worry about what to wear. This might not be ideal for everyone, bu
Sexy Overwatch
Piss Swallow Teen
Family Ass Incest

Get Your Slut

Report Page