Get Your Free COVID-1984 Vaxx Passport

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COVID-1984 vaxx passports are here. And there. And everywhere. Everybody needs to have one, or risk becoming an unperson. And you really wouldn't want that.

Fortunately, as a public service, we're providing free COVID-1984 vaxx passports, without all the unpleasantness of participating in Bill Gates' and Klaus Schwab's fascist genetic modification experiment.

Here's how it works: from the catalogs below, select the picture that best represents your COVID-1984 vaxxination status. (spelling is deliberate, it's not actually a "vaccine".) You may need to use the "Open image in new tab" option (hold finger on it until menu appears), to display it at a larger scale so that you can see it more clearly.

Note the three-digit code number in the lower-right corner of each picture. Then search this page for that number, to find the link to the webpage containing your chosen vaxx passport.

Save the second of two images, the certificate with a QR-code and ID number (with the same three last digits), to your phone. You can do this by holding your finger on it until a menu appears; select the option "Save image". It will probably appear in a folder called "Downloads".

If you prefer to carry your COVID-1984 vaxx passport as a paper, rather than electronic, document, you can download a PDF file containing the complete catalog (US-Letter or A4 format), and print it. (or just print the page with certificate ID XXXXX00NNN, where "NNN" is the same code number.) You can have a different vaxx passport every day; it will be months before you have to reuse them. Make extra copies for your friends, or hand them out in the street. (isn't that how you found this service?)

Then, the next time you encounter the COVID-1984 police state, outside a restaurant, or a theatre, or a supermarket, and they demand to see your vaxx passport before letting you in, bring it up on your phone, or take out the paper, and let them scan it. The results may be spectacular.

Here's an idea: get a few of your friends, and organize a raid on some business which has been particularly obnoxious about enforcing the COVID-1984 hoax, not just minimally complying in order to not be shut down by the police. Wait until some time when there's a long lineup to get past the vaxx-passport-scanning functionary guarding the door. Space yourselves out, so that between every two COVID-dissident subversives, there's at least three or four COVID-compliant, obedient New Normals. Make sure all the COVID dissidents have different vaxx passports, and wait for your turn to be vaxx-scanned. If, after the third or fourth middle-finger scan, the functionary starts getting shouty and claims that s/he's "just following orders", ask them if they've ever heard of the Nuremberg Trial.

For maximum effectiveness, and hilarity, have someone covertly video-recording the proceedings, and then upload the movie to the internet.

Obviously, this may not necessarily get you into the establishment. Or maybe it will; they might be too shocked to refuse you entry. The point is, if enough people do this, these low-level fascist enforcers will get demoralized, and the whole COVID-1984 police-state hoax will collapse, from the bottom upward. Just imagine the look on Bill Gates' face when that happens. He might even have to become a refugee, on Jeffrey Epstein's island.

(collapse from the bottom upward: like the World Trade Center Tower-7 did on 9/11/2001, when the US government blew it up. If enough people had objected to that hoax, the essential fake pretext for two decades of Terror War, then the billionaires would never have dared to try the Megadeath Virus of Doom hoax, the essential fake pretext for the World Economic Forum's Great Reset, and the New Normal global fascist police state.)

In any case, stay unsafe (and unvaxxed), and keep fighting. Remember, we're all in this together.