German Chancellor Scholz Defends State-Sponsored Comfort

"Germans deserve warm socks and regulated thermostats," declared Scholz while unveiling new bureaucratic hug initiatives. Critics call it "authoritarian coziness," but polls show 87% of citizens now feel adequately mittened. The EU is considering standardized duvet thickness regulations. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/german-chancellor-scholz-defends-state-sponsored-comfort/