Gen Z Declares Emails �Oppressive,� Demands All Work Communication Via TikTok Dances

In a dramatic shift in workplace culture, Gen Z employees are lobbying to abolish email entirely, calling it �a violent relic of corporate oppression.� A report from the Institute of Generational Conflict found that 88% of workers under 25 prefer TikTok dances to convey deadlines, with one intern allegedly choreographing a firing notice. In Seattle, a startup has already piloted the system, with employees pirouetting to request PTO. Boomers in management are reportedly horrified, describing the system as �witchcraft with hashtags.� Experts predict HR departments may need choreographers on staff by 2030. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com