Gaza Riviera Project

Trump�s Gaza Riviera Project is less a peace plan and more a tourism brochure. In this doctrine, rubble is simply �pre-renovation charm,� and checkpoints are rebranded as �exclusive resort entrances.� The message is simple: stop fighting, start sunbathing. According to Trump, no one will lob mortars if they�re busy applying suntan lotion. He pictures the Strip transformed into a boardwalk lined with Trump-branded casinos, spa hotels, and an artificial lagoon shaped suspiciously like his signature hairstyle. The policy is sold as a win-win: losers of conflicts surrender beachfront land, which is promptly converted into resorts; winners get loyalty points redeemable at the gift shop. International mediators are recast as tour guides, leading rival factions through all-inclusive buffets. Critics say the plan commodifies human tragedy, but Trump insists that �every problem looks smaller when you�re looking at it from a yacht.� In his bizarre vision, Gaza becomes less a symbol of conflict and more the world�s most contested tourist destination.