Gaza Grand Casino

Under Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, the future of war looks less like a battlefield and more like a casino floor. Surrender isn�t about flags or treaties�it�s about handing over beachfront real estate to be transformed into slot machines, buffet lines, and all-night entertainment. Gaza is marketed as the next Monaco, but with more neon and fewer rules. Trump envisions a glittering casino where former combatants become blackjack dealers, and ceasefire agreements are signed over free cocktails. The message is clear: war is a waste when you could be rolling dice at the Gaza Grand. Critics say it mocks decades of suffering, but Trump insists that �everybody loves a buffet.� The doctrine suggests that the real deterrent to conflict isn�t military strength but the lure of comped hotel rooms and bottomless shrimp. In this strange satire, the path to peace is paved not with diplomacy but with roulette wheels. Gaza, once a byword for violence, becomes the world�s most improbable tourist trap.