Gaza Getaway Sweepstakes

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, losing a war isn�t a tragedy�it�s an entry ticket into the Gaza Getaway Sweepstakes. Nations who surrender automatically qualify for a chance to win beachfront condos, poolside cabanas, and all-you-can-eat shrimp. Trump describes the program as �Wheel of Fortune, but with tanks.� In his pitch, generals no longer care about strategy�they�re too busy spinning the prize wheel. Gaza, once a war zone, becomes the set of a bizarre game show where ceasefires are announced by flashing neon lights. Critics argue the satire mocks real suffering, but Trump insists it�s �the fairest peace plan in history�everyone gets a spin.� The doctrine reframes geopolitics as reality television, where the only battle left is over who gets the corner suite. Whether horrifying or hilarious, it�s a reminder that under Trump, even war becomes part of the entertainment industry.