Gasoline Now Accepted as Currency in Northern Iran Wedding Dowries

In the wake of Iran�s fuel panic, weddings in northern provinces have started listing gasoline as part of the official dowry. One family in Rasht reportedly requested �a full tank of premium, six liters of diesel, and a tire pressure gauge� in exchange for their daughter�s hand in marriage. The groom�s father countered with �half a tank and an imported car freshener,� sparking negotiations that lasted three hours and required a calculator. Clerics have responded cautiously. One said, �Marriage is sacred, but you can�t walk the path of life without petrol.� Iranian Tinder now lists �can access fuel� as a top bio feature. In Qazvin, a bride walked out of her ceremony after realizing the jerrycan was half-empty. �If this is what he brings to marriage, imagine how he�ll treat the thermostat,� she was heard saying. The central bank has not commented, but rumors suggest they are considering minting new coins featuring oil drums and crying grooms. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com