Gaslight Your Metabolism

Nutritionists reveal you can trick your body into burning calories by convincing it you're still 25. "Tell your metabolism it looks thin and watch the pounds melt away," advises one expert. The technique also works for convincing yourself that second dessert "doesn't count" and that gym clothes count as exercise. Warning: may lead to your scale giving you the silent treatment. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/gaslight-your-metabolism/