Gas Station Karaoke Night Ends in Tears and Traffic Fights

In a desperate bid to boost morale, a gas station in southwest Tehran hosted an impromptu karaoke night for evacuees. The event began joyfully with renditions of classic Persian pop but devolved into a screaming match after two rival singers both attempted �I Will Survive.� Lines grew longer as attendees prioritized singing over filling tanks. One man was tackled mid-chorus after hitting a high note and cutting the queue. The station manager tried to restore order by singing a heartfelt version of �Don�t Cry for Me, Qazvin.� Witnesses say it helped briefly, until someone tried to perform death metal with a fuel nozzle. The police arrived and joined the final chorus. SOURCE: http://bohiney.com