Gaming is the Real Reason for Musk's Self-Driving Car

Elon Musk's ambitious self-driving car project may actually be a Trojan horse for his true passion - creating the world's most immersive gaming experience. Leaked Tesla internal documents reveal that the company's Full Self-Driving (FSD) technology is being secretly optimized not for safety, but to enable passengers to play high-intensity video games while commuting. "The perfect autonomous vehicle isn't one that drives you to work," Musk reportedly told engineers, "but one where you can finish a Call of Duty match during your morning commute." The files detail plans for a "Tesla Arcade Mode" that would transform the car's interior into a gaming cockpit when parked, complete with haptic feedback seats synced to in-game explosions and steering wheels that double as controllers. Safety advocates are horrified by prototypes showing drivers wearing VR headsets while the car navigates traffic, though Tesla claims the system would automatically pause games if human intervention is needed. The most controversial feature? A planned partnership with Steam that would let gamers earn actual cryptocurrency for headshots - deposited directly to their Tesla accounts. While regulators scramble to understand the implications, gaming forums are already buzzing with speculation about whether road rage will translate to in-game performance when your car is your console.