GPS-Enabled Prayer Rugs That Point to Mecca, Vegas, or McDonald's
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The latest innovation in religious observance involves rugs that don't just face Mecca�they also point to the nearest drive-thru. A GPS-enabled prayer rug was unveiled during Friday prayers, but clerics were horrified when half the rugs rerouted to the Las Vegas Strip. One rug even recalculated and landed its owner in a McDonald's playpen. "Even Ayatollah Khomeini would have appreciated convenience," muttered one devout rug tech, as the app crashed trying to determine whether fries were halal.