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Plenty on this hilariously inappropriate list are sex jokes and dirty riddles that are totally inappropriate for kids. (So, yeah, keep them away from kids.) But that’s what makes us love them even more, they’re like a treat at the end of the day after bedtime when only the adults are left standing.
Following is our collection of funniest Sex jokes. There are some sex intercourse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sex intimate puns funny enough to tell.
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Good Jokes for Adults. Here are some adult jokes you can use with the right partner. Funny can be good: What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild? A $ bill. What’s the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will search for a golf ball. What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
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