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The New Year is traditionally a time for celebration, reflection, and resolutions. To help you get in the mood for all of these things, here are some happy New Year funny images that will get you excited about the future!
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Happy New Year 2022! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.
So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life.
Happy new year to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Before I agree to 2022, I need to see some terms & conditions.
Happy new year. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!
New Year’s Eve means parties and kicking the old year to the curb.
I’m so excited for 2022! I can’t wait to waste another year.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Happy New Year!
New Year’s Day — now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good
Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame, and champagne?
We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.
Live it up on New Year’s Eve – you’ve got the whole year to live it down!
Take a leap of faith and begin this wondrous new year by believing.
I am in touch with 2021. I saw it going by this evening, waving at me and winking. Happy New Year 2022!
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Happy New Year!
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!
I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!
Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.
It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
Life always gives you a second chance, it’s called Happy New Year.
Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
This year my resolution is to find out who I am.
Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.
May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!
Read books instead of reading my status! Happy new year.
Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2022.
My wish is that this year you fulfill your New Year’s resolution especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Go ahead make a resolution. It’s not as complicated as pregnancy.
New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies that don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
I’m still the same person I was last year —now I’m just hungover.
Time to pour the merlot and let the stressful year go.
Dear Luck… Can we be friends in 2022?
I’m so excited for 2022! Can’t wait to waste another year.
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
Dear 2022, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.
Successfully wasted 365 days of 2021 and here are another sets to go.
It’s a new year already? I was just getting used to the old one!
I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!
Thanks for not laughing at my absurdly unattainable New Year’s resolutions.
Thanks for being a partner in crime all through the year.
I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
The first rule of 2022. never talk about 2021.
Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!
God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2022!
I hope one of your New Year’s resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year’s photos.
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so I’m pretty excited for 2022.
I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
What’s your plan for 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browser in the year 2021.
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Dear God, my prayer for 2022 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did this year.
My new year’s resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. thanks for asking.
Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes next year and forever.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me here’s to you. Happy New Year!
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked, and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!
An optimist stays up till midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Happy New Year!
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2021 & a beautiful beginning into 2022!
There is something beautiful about having the chance to rewrite your future.
Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it. Happy New Year!
A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.
If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
I think I need a date…only for New Year…
New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
I do not make new year’s resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is awesome, I’m not going to stop that in 2022.
May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.
Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Salman Khan, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachchan, and Me. All the stars wish you a very Happy New Year.
New year is the time of the year when you tell stupid people how good they are!
Like this if you’re “never drinking again.”
I promise this year too I won’t let you do stupid things alone.
Remember when we were younger and just wanted to stay up on New Year’s Eve? Now, all we want to do is sleep!
I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. Happy new year!
This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!
New Year is not a life-changing event. You just change your resolutions.
If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.
Currently taking applications for my new Year’s kiss…
I’m hiring a boyfriend for New Year’s Eve… if I’m single.
For my new year’s resolution I will work with neglected children. (my own)
It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
May this New Year, you get blessed with fifty-two weeks and twelve months of happiness and never-ending joy.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
I have got the best business idea for 2022, I’m going to start Facebook and WhatsApp rehab centers throughout the country.
My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
I’m a holiday virgin: -Never had a New Years’ kiss. -Never had Valentine’s Day kiss. -Never had a Valentine.
The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim too high, start small like…”I’m not going to fart in church.”
This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Secrets out!’ after I ejaculate.
This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart.
This year I’m going to tell more people to fu*k off.
You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!
New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.
Dear 2021, I’m glad you’re Over. Welcome, 2022!
New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble. Wishing you a trouble-free new year!
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Though I am wishing you a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the same old husband!
It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?
I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
If New Year parties were dreams, I would never want to wake up.
This Year I wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches!
Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?[sq]
[sq]Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.[sq]
[sq]This Year may you end up fighting less with your partner over the TV remote.
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
This Year may God inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course.
It’s time for champagne, cake, and balloons. It’s time to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year.
I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year.
Before I die, I would like to kiss someone at midnight on New Year.
I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years’ resolutions!
Relationships these days are a joke. It’s like April 1st all year long.
I pray sincerely no sequel is released into your favorite vampire romance this year!
You know how I always dread the whole year? Well this year, I’m going to take it one day at a time.[sq]
[sq]I wish for this year to have lesser disasters, less hate, fewer accidents, and loads of love. Happy New Year.
I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
My New Year’s resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.
Successfully wasted 358 days of 2021 eight more to go.
God is kind enough to give you a new year but not so kind to give you a new life. Happy new year 2022!
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
Dear, I hope you can match your foundation shade throughout the year. Have a great year. Tons of love.
Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!
I would say a happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
If you ever see me running, run like hell too. I’m far too lazy to be running without a good reason. Happy New Year!
No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!
I will quit drinking beer from 2022 new year’s eve but red wine, Russian vodka, and champagne are welcome!
Hope your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier-to-follow diet this New Year.
There are 365 days in a year but only 360 degrees in a circle. What happened to the other 5?
I am (38) years old and still don’t need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!
For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Now what do I do? I haven’t made any plans for New Year’s since the world was going to end.
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2021 and a beautiful beginning in 2022.
For my new year’s resolution I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses!
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Year…Would you let me visit in between holidays?
There have been many times in 2021 when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you….today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2022!
Every story has an ending but in life… every ending is just a new beginning.
May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.
Have a carefree New Year’s Eve and a hangover-free New Year’s Day.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at the workplace this year!
Don’t be stupid, it might make you famous. Happy New Year!
All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Wishing you a new year full of health, wealth, and prosperity. We’ll both need it.
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
They say out with the old and in with the new, but I’m not letting go of old friends like you.
I wish this year God help all my friends gain 10 pounds so I look skinnier.
For a change, don’t add new things in your life as a new year’s resolution. Instead, do more of what’s already working for you and stop doing things that are time-waste.
The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write that story by setting goals.
We’ll either tackle our dreams or end up in a wreck – either way, let’s meet the new year head-on.
To my friends, I wish peace, love, and health. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you lot’s of s*ex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto. Happy new year!
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
It’s time to celebrate all the incredible things we did this year; let’s toast to us, friend. Happy New Year!
Finally, I have one more year to annoy you and freak the hell out of you. Be prepared to tolerate me. Anyways, happy new year friend!
Forget the past; remember what it made you, now you are a better person who is ready to make the same mistake one more time. After all, one learns from experiences.
Thanks for being my best friend. I can’t wait to see what shenanigans we get up to in 2022.
The new year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and let’s rock this New Year’s Eve party like never before.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney, and ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!
This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.
I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!
No matter how stronger a person you are, there’s still someone who can make you weak. Happy New Year!
Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year. Happy New Year!
Accept my cute, little, beautiful, lovely, pure but heartfelt wish for you in this new year Wish you a Happy new year!
Fun, Joy, Happiness, Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near, With My Special Wish Happy New Year!
Hope Smiles from the threshold of the year to come, Whispering ‘it will be happier.
Hope 2022 is good for you. If it treats you as well as you’ve treated me, you’ll be all right.
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