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Utterly Sluttily (A funny erotic romance novel)
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Find out why readers are calling it ‘Utterly Entertaining’, ‘Utterly Delightful’, ‘Laugh out loud funny’ and ‘Sizzling Hot’.
When Daisy Delaney is dumped at the altar, she has no idea how far reaching the consequences of her subsequent meltdown will be.
Hot-footing it on her honeymoon to escape the humiliation and horrors unfolding on YouTube, Daisy decides to reclaim her life and re-write the rules for jilted brides everywhere.
In a resort bursting with sun, sea and solid abs, Daisy soon realises that when you shed the ‘good girl’ tag and behave ‘utterly sluttily’ that just about anything can happen.
Through steamy encounters and sexual firsts, she embarks on a whirlwind journey of self-discovery, until beautiful stranger, Nathan Carrington, offers her lessons in liberation she’ll never forget.
Every holiday has to come to an end, but is the end of the romance just as inevitable?
With a new found confidence and love of messy orgasms, as well as an international movement rallying in her defence, Daisy begins to wonder;
Does everything happen for a reason?
Does every cloud have a silver lining?
Is strawberry daiquiri the devil or a bad girl’s best friend?
‘Utterly Sluttily’ is a contemporary, hot erotic romance containing graphic descriptions of sex and is recommended for adult readers.
Excerpt:
‘I politely turned down Richard’s offer of a trip to town, watching him tuck his eye-watering foot long back into those transparent shorts before I waved him goodbye. I crawled out of bed, holding my digits as far away from my body as humanly possible, squeezing on the soap and washing them. Several times.
I didn’t think I was a prude, but the thought of Richard’s lunch on my fingers made me feel a bit squeamish.
I stared at my reflection in the mirror wondering what the hell I’d just done and what other titbits of strange fun I might be exposed to on my holiday.
It was already turning out to be a lot more interesting than I'd ever anticipated and I was only three days in!’
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L.J. Dee is the pseudonym for a happily married mother who loves to write about things she doesn't want her sons to read! Residing in the UK in a house she describes as 'slightly manic', she's a firm fan of romance in all it's guises. A romantic at heart, L.J. is always shooting for the happy ending...eventually. She writes alpha males whose sizzling hot chemistry are sure to set your kindle alight, whether its the explosive Hunter Brothers Pentalogy where action, adventure and passion abound, or the laugh-out-loud funny Caution May Contain Nuts and Utterly Sluttily, where Daisy Delaney has an absolute ball re-writing the rules of acceptable behaviour for jilted brides everywhere on her almost-honeymoon! As well as stand alone novels King, Abigail's Choice, Stranger at the Beach House and The Butler, L.J. Dee is the author of The Princess Trilogy, where a passionate good girl and irresistible gangster fight for their love against all odds. For the latest news, reviews, teasers and exclusive stories, check out ljdee.com, or follow her on Twitter @ljdeeauthor. L.J. loves to connect with readers on Facebook or drop her a line at ljdeeauthor@gmail.com Happy reading!
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Caution May Contain Nuts: A Very British Erotic Romance!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2013
Just an all round entertaining read with humor,language and sex. The story of a jilted women is endearing and uplifting has she begins her journey of self discovery. Crazy Daisy leaves her past ideals behind and stretches her moral compass to find who she can be and... See more
Just an all round entertaining read with humor,language and sex. The story of a jilted women is endearing and uplifting has she begins her journey of self discovery. Crazy Daisy leaves her past ideals behind and stretches her moral compass to find who she can be and learns a lot about what she really wants from life. Along the way the episodes of her enlightenment stretch limits that she previously couldn't comprehend and gift her with new understanding. The part of the book when her Mother cleans her dress had tears running down my face with laughter. This part alone was worth the cost of the book. Loved this read and the author in my estimation wielded her pen like a pro.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2020
I spent my Saturday reading this and was entranced by Ms. Dee's story. It always helps to have a protagonist who is likeable and sympathetic and Daisy made it easy for me to get into the story. I wonder if Nathan was a black guy? I have always had a soft spot for... See more
I spent my Saturday reading this and was entranced by Ms. Dee's story. It always helps to have a protagonist who is likeable and sympathetic and Daisy made it easy for me to get into the story. I wonder if Nathan was a black guy? I have always had a soft spot for interracial love stories, and she made the sex scenes scorching. I liked this.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2014
This was the story of a young woman who was jilted at the alter and after going crazy with everyone before she left the church. She decided to go by herself on the honeymoon that was planned to get over her hurt and anger. She decided to let loose and have fun while trying... See more
This was the story of a young woman who was jilted at the alter and after going crazy with everyone before she left the church. She decided to go by herself on the honeymoon that was planned to get over her hurt and anger. She decided to let loose and have fun while trying to figure out what she was going to do when she went home. What Daisy didn't expect was to meet the gorgeous Nathan and have a holiday affair while he was teaching her to get her slutty on. Together they found something neither expected. The author did a great job with the storyline and characters. It was fun and unexpected love. Highly recommend.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2014
The writing style is a little different that what I normally read, however, I totally loved this story. I enjoyed how the story played out and how Daisy saw how her past behavior contributed to the what her relationship with her ex-fiancee evolved into. Loved reading... See more
The writing style is a little different that what I normally read, however, I totally loved this story. I enjoyed how the story played out and how Daisy saw how her past behavior contributed to the what her relationship with her ex-fiancee evolved into. Loved reading about her little escapades and how she returned home and provided some closure on her past relationship. Looking forward to reading more by this author.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 29, 2019
I have had this in my kindle for couple years. I almost stopped reading.
It was a decent story. I would have liked more POVs but it was ok
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Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2014
This was a very fun story to read. The first half was very funny and the sex was HOT! Chapter 6 was incredible! The second half of the book was a bit more serious, but still worth reading. The ending was pretty predictable, but in a good way. My favorite quote from... See more
This was a very fun story to read. The first half was very funny and the sex was HOT! Chapter 6 was incredible! The second half of the book was a bit more serious, but still worth reading. The ending was pretty predictable, but in a good way. My favorite quote from this story is "I didn't think I was a prude, but the thought of Richard's lunch on my fingers made me feel a bit squeamish."
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Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2017
This book was a fun read. Definitely a little far fetched, and about 3/4 of the way through you knew the ending. Three stars, for it being a good book, but would have enjoyed it more if there was more twists and turns to the story. The sex was Hot, and detailed, so not a... See more
This book was a fun read. Definitely a little far fetched, and about 3/4 of the way through you knew the ending. Three stars, for it being a good book, but would have enjoyed it more if there was more twists and turns to the story. The sex was Hot, and detailed, so not a book I would recommend to anyone young
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Reviewed in the United States on August 12, 2014
Absolutely loved the first half of this story. The humor was unique and witty, I found myself laughing out loud more than a couple of times. The sex was hot, the menage scene an unexpected bonus. Yum. The second half of the story had a little more angst in it,... See more
Absolutely loved the first half of this story. The humor was unique and witty, I found myself laughing out loud more than a couple of times. The sex was hot, the menage scene an unexpected bonus. Yum.
The second half of the story had a little more angst in it, but was still a wonderful read. I think every female should have a vaca like this BEFORE getting hitched ;)
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 21, 2014
This book is about a woman called Daisy, While she and her fiancé are standing at the alter ready to say their I DO'S, she finds out he has been having an affair with his accountant. Daisy has a spectacular meltdown for everyone to see and is even video taped for you tube,...See more
This book is about a woman called Daisy, While she and her fiancé are standing at the alter ready to say their I DO'S, she finds out he has been having an affair with his accountant. Daisy has a spectacular meltdown for everyone to see and is even video taped for you tube, She decides to go on her honeymoon alone to escape the humiliation and sick of being the good girl, decides to let her hair down while there and be Utterly Sluttily, starting with the pool side barman, The fitness instructor and she even has her first ever threesome with a couple on their holiday. She keeps bumping into a gorgeous man at the resort who says he can teach her the ways of having no strings attached sex and feel liberated but they both get more than they bargained for. This book is a laugh of loud, erotic romance novel which is great to put a smile on your face. Loved it.
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 1, 2016
I started reading this book this afternoon and didn't put it down, finishing it the same day. I had a particular laugh out loud moment with tears of laughter at the part with Daisy trying to climb over the patio railings. I could totally envisage that and the reaction of...See more
I started reading this book this afternoon and didn't put it down, finishing it the same day. I had a particular laugh out loud moment with tears of laughter at the part with Daisy trying to climb over the patio railings. I could totally envisage that and the reaction of Nathan, doubled over laughing. I knew from the beginning of their holiday romance that it would have ended as it did but I was hooked anyway.....I'm just sad that I've finished it now but already looking forward to her other books that I have already bought and downloaded. I hope they are as captivating as this one, although I'm sure they will be after reading the series of the Hunter brothers which made me buy more.
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 12, 2015
Thoroughly enjoyed this book. I had just read a bit of a dark book and this was just what I needed. I have read Lj Dee's Hunter Brother series (hurry up with Tyler 🙏 ) & thought I'd give her other books a go, so glad I did. It was sad, sexy & laugh out loud funny. I am...See more
Thoroughly enjoyed this book. I had just read a bit of a dark book and this was just what I needed. I have read Lj Dee's Hunter Brother series (hurry up with Tyler 🙏 ) & thought I'd give her other books a go, so glad I did. It was sad, sexy & laugh out loud funny. I am going to start another of Lj Dee's books now I'm hooked
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 1, 2014
Erotic and funny, a nice change from intense storylines and overly complicated character backgrounds. Daisy is a "normal" girl who had a hideous heart break and the men at her holiday resort can smell it a mile off! This is an ideal holiday read
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 26, 2013
Downloaded this book this morning & have just finished it, absolutely brilliant could not put it down. Great story & great characters with some proper laugh out loud moments. Just purchased King & I am looking forward to seeing if this book is just as good.
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