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"Go on, just suck it . You might like it ." I roll my eyes . Yet another date who confuses sleaze and innuendo with flirtation . For me, they're uneasy bedfellows .
"We ended up eating at IHOP, all the while he's still complaining about how terrible that date is ." "I went on a date where the boy planned to take me to some small fancy restaurant .
Needless to say that my brothers find this funny even after 45 years . You have to love brothers . When I was a little girl, we always had a calf that was in an electric fence . One day I had some . . .
Jesse Herzog . 1 . Now that's what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date . He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza . We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done . He looked me dead in the eye and said, "This is the worst part ." .
It might be five words, three paragraphs, or a hilarious photo, but either way you're in stitches . We've scoured the internet (and the best dating apps) to pull together a list of some of the funniest dating profiles . 1 . The Truth . You're smart .
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