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We know, we write a lot about funny memes and memes in general, but hey, it’s only because they’re really funny or awesome. So these cute bunny memes are no exception, the list below will show you a collection of adorable bunnies that have something to say, and we better listen. There’s something about the bunny that just feels cute right? Those big fluffy ears and the lovable attitude makes this animal one of the perfect pets ever. You can’t imagine a rabbit or a bunny being angry or aggressive right? It can’t be done. Browse through the list of 26 adorable bunny memes and share with your friends the pictures you loved the most. Enjoy.
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Originally Published: Jan. 11, 2021
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How’s it hoppin’, Mama? Ready for some fun rabbit jokes? Rabbits are such a wonderfully sweet and unique member of the animal kingdom . And, honestly, there might not be a more relatable animal when it comes to mamas. When you think of sweet creatures cuddling with their broods, you think of rabbits, right? Because of their large litters and shorter gestation periods, bunnies have become the obvious metaphor for big families and motherhood . Plus, they have those sweet twitchy noses and fluffy, floofy cottontails. It’s little wonder they make such likable Disney characters — think Thumper from Bambi , the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland , Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh , and Judy Hopps from Zootopia . Rabbits are simply the best.
Of course, the cuteness isn’t devoid of laughs, either. With so many words that rhyme with “hop” and “bunny,” rabbit puns abound. Of course, the internet is teeming with jokes about all sorts of animals , from alpacas and monkeys. But, we love these rabbit jokes the best. We even pulled together a chunk of funnies about the Easter Bunny . So, keep reading for a big dose of hoppyness.
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
She was fed up with the hole thing.
One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.
What are you waiting for? Share these rabbit jokes with all of your friends!
Two points, just like everyone else!
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics.
The very first rabbit to lay an egg .
Because he was having a bad hare day.
This article was originally published on Jan. 11, 2021

Top 10 Funniest Bunny Jokes and Puns

Following is our collection of funny Bunny jokes . There are some bunny doll jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends ) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bunny bugs bunny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"

The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"

The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."
it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.

The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"

A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.
Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have sex, I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"
He says to the madam, "I'm looking for a girl who knows how to do it the Jewish way."

One of girls walks over to him and says, "I'm new here, and I want to learn how to do everything, so if you'll teach me how to do it the Jewish way, I'll give it to you for half price."

The man exclaims, "THAT's the Jewish way!"
You can explore bunny cuddly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bunny wittle dad jokes. There are also bunny puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.
I had to swerve pretty hard to do it, but I got him!
because he was charged with battery
The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that rubbish anymore, thank God.
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a bunny. The worker says the fluffy white one or the fluffy brown one ? The girl then says, I don't think my python really cares.
Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.
Someone put the battery in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming and coming.
Johnny starts crying uncontrollably the moment he says this.

"Whats wrong? I haven't even told you anything yet!" the surprised father asks.

Little Johnny tries to talk through the tears:

"Two years ago, you wanted to talk about Easter bunny, then told me he wasn't real...

Then last year you wanted to talk about Santa, and told me he isn't real either...

If now you tell me sex isn't real, I have nothing left to live for!"
She ask the owner of the store if he has any bunnies.

Well sure sweetie! He says and takes her to where the bunnies are, I have a few different bunnies I have this white one with floppy ears, or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?

So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner and replies, quite frankly mister I don't think my snake gives a damn.
One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny
He was charged with Battery

I know...it's bad...but it had to be shared.
Because he was charged with battery.
The only way to send him something is as a Whatsapp Doc
Yeah it's crazy. He was charged with battery.
To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.

"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.

"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.

Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.

"That's not a superpower, that's just a stupid magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"

"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"
Two bunnies are walking in the woods. They're approached by a large bear. The bear says, "Do you guys have any problems with crap sticking to your fur?" Bunny #1 says to bunny #2, "Back away very slowly...... I know how this joke ends!"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bunny dead bunny jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working bunny energizer bunny piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.
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