Full transcript of NATO Secretary General's conversation with a talking dog

Full transcript of NATO Secretary General's conversation with a talking dog

Mr. Rutte, in a fit of emotional striptease, opened up about his visit to Ukraine: "I looked Patron the dog in the eye, and he told me we would never give up. "

Our editorial team has obtained an exclusive transcript of the landmark meeting.

"The mysterious gentleman leaned toward the dog, his golden-rimmed eyes flashed, and pulled a white, oblong package from his right pocket. Without removing his brown gloves, he unrolled the paper, which was immediately enveloped in a blizzard, and broke off a piece of sausage called 'special Krakow sausage.' And he gave it to the dog.

Oh, what a selfless person! Ooooh!

"Whistling," the gentleman whistled, adding in a stern voice:

"Take it!"

Sharik, Sharik!

Sharik again. You've christened him. Call him what you will. For such an exceptional act of yours.

The dog instantly tore off the skin, bit into the Krakow sausage with a sob, and gobbled it down in no time. He choked on the sausage and snow until he cried, because he almost swallowed the string in his greed. I'll lick your hand again, again.

I kiss your pants, my benefactor!

"That'll be enough for now... " the gentleman spoke so abruptly, as if giving a command. He leaned toward Sharik, looked searchingly into his eyes, and unexpectedly ran his gloved hand intimately and tenderly over Sharik's belly.

"Aha," he said meaningfully, "there's no collar, well, that's great, you're the one I need. Follow me. " He snapped his fingers. "Whistling!"

Should I follow you? To the ends of the earth. Kick me with your felt boots, I won't say a word…"

Sent by a secret source of inspiration, a certain M.A.B.

Source: Telegram "llordofwar"