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by Chuck Tingle

Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effe
Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass! This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love.
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEK!! i'm going to be floating some of my favorite monsterporn reviews until thursday, since goodreads informs me this is "romance week." hey, beasts - bring on the romance! ***********************************************

thanks to eddie for making many of my tingles come true! without going into too much detail because you'll want to save some surprises when you read it, in this book we have a guy named kirk who uses science to combine DNA from his brain, his ass, and a
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEK!! i'm going to be floating some of my favorite monsterporn reviews until thursday, since goodreads informs me this is "romance week." hey, beasts - bring on the romance! ***********************************************

thanks to eddie for making many of my tingles come true! without going into too much detail because you'll want to save some surprises when you read it, in this book we have a guy named kirk who uses science to combine DNA from his brain, his ass, and a hawk. the result? a flying butt with all of his memories and personality traits.

he takes his ass to dinner

and they totally make out

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it's a fairytale romance, tingle style!!! **************************************************** SERIOUSLY!!!! someone needs to either let me borrow their kindle or give this guy my home address. i don't think i am exaggerating when i say IF I DON'T READ ALL OF HIS BOOKS, I AM GOING TO DIE. come to my blog!
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LISTEN... I don't know if you are all aware of this or not, but there is a podcast out called Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast And yes, it is in fact just Chuck Tingle books being read aloud to a hysterical audience. Tingle books are so brilliant in their idiocy and ridiculousness, yet explicit enough for the target audience. And also, almost psychological in a way - what would it say about a person if they were turned on by the content? THIS IS WHY CHUCK TINGLE IS A DOCTOR, PEOPLE. Episode on
LISTEN... I don't know if you are all aware of this or not, but there is a podcast out called Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast And yes, it is in fact just Chuck Tingle books being read aloud to a hysterical audience. Tingle books are so brilliant in their idiocy and ridiculousness, yet explicit enough for the target audience. And also, almost psychological in a way - what would it say about a person if they were turned on by the content? THIS IS WHY CHUCK TINGLE IS A DOCTOR, PEOPLE. Episode one of the podcast features a dramatic reading of the title inspiration. It's the story of Kirk, a young scientist working for a company on the edge of groundbreaking cloning technology. If only they could find the right combination and stop producing blobs of immobile flesh that need to be euthanized. For the latest effort, these scientists have combined the DNA from Kirk's brain, his butt and a hawk. The result shocks and amaze! It's a sentient flying ass - the perfect clone of Kirk's butt. It has all the memories and personality traits that Kirk has but none of the first-hand experiences. There's a romantic spark between Kirk and his ass almost immediately. And that is in no way weird to his colleagues. So they go out to dinner and this is in no way weird to other patrons. Kirk's ass wants to taste wine and eat a steak, to find out what it's really like, not just from Kirk's memories. Another thing he wants to try? Well, I can't say...but from here things got really uncomfortable in the car for me and my husband as we drove to work listening to this at 7:30 in the morning. Husband: "That was a lot gayer than I thought it was going to be." Me: "I don't know what you expected." It is so fucking stupid, but it's supposed to be. And therefore it excels in its idiocy. But I'm still not really sure how to rate this so I'm just not going to? Yeah.
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Mar 22, 2015

Michelle

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did not like it

Kindle Unlimited... bringing you horrible stories since 2014. So I took advantage of my KU membership to see just how bad this story could be, it was bad. We need to seriously reclassify these types of books to something other than Erotica, because all this does is lump a lot of really talented writers into a tainted pool of books. I’ve read a few of these crazy titles for shits and giggles and found a few that were actually a little entertaining, but with this particular piece... nothing about
Kindle Unlimited... bringing you horrible stories since 2014. So I took advantage of my KU membership to see just how bad this story could be, it was bad. We need to seriously reclassify these types of books to something other than Erotica, because all this does is lump a lot of really talented writers into a tainted pool of books. I’ve read a few of these crazy titles for shits and giggles and found a few that were actually a little entertaining, but with this particular piece... nothing about it was entertaining.
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Dec 23, 2016

Sarah

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it was amazing

All the stars for this, my first Tingler, for reasons aplenty: - Purchased on the day Chuck Tingle donated all his proceeds to Planned Parenthood. - Was the first book I had the heart to read after, and it made me laugh, a lot. - Includes bonus material from Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol. A delightful surprise! - Will feature prominently in my Year in Books and I cannot wait. Thank you, Chuck Tingle. I should have bought you the butt socks I saw in a department store in Paris but didn’t purchase b
All the stars for this, my first Tingler, for reasons aplenty: - Purchased on the day Chuck Tingle donated all his proceeds to Planned Parenthood. - Was the first book I had the heart to read after, and it made me laugh, a lot. - Includes bonus material from Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol. A delightful surprise! - Will feature prominently in my Year in Books and I cannot wait. Thank you, Chuck Tingle. I should have bought you the butt socks I saw in a department store in Paris but didn’t purchase because I couldn’t think of the right recipient. How silly of me.
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Jan 25, 2017

Benoit Lelièvre

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Ugh. I hate to admit it but it's far from the stupidest thing I've ever read. The biggest question I had when I started this was: what does being pounded in the butt by my own butt even means and it turned out to be a funny and clever H.G Wells-esque allegory on narcissism. and I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed it until jizz started flying all over the place like it was Spiderman shooting webs. Jizz might be your thing, but any other jizz than my own clearly isn't mine. Tingle here wrote a story a
Ugh. I hate to admit it but it's far from the stupidest thing I've ever read. The biggest question I had when I started this was: what does being pounded in the butt by my own butt even means and it turned out to be a funny and clever H.G Wells-esque allegory on narcissism. and I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed it until jizz started flying all over the place like it was Spiderman shooting webs. Jizz might be your thing, but any other jizz than my own clearly isn't mine. Tingle here wrote a story about a man deeply in love with the deformed, hollow and somehow winged version of himself. There's not that much to it outside of the crafty and steamy allusion to the myth of Narcissus because it's so short. I guess there is some added value to it if you enjoy gay literotica because there an epic gay sex scene in there. Not even sure the protagonist was gay himself to be honest. He was just that much into himself. Anyway, Tingle has some flare, guys. I'm not really interested in reading any other gay erotica he wrote but it was better than I thought? And I'd definitely read something more consistent from him. This was a reader's suggestion, by the way. I hold a draw of different reader suggestions on my website and I got this one for February.
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When I saw the title of this one, I just had to find out what the hell it was. The description sounded so absurd, it only furthered my compulsion to read it. I'm not gay. I'm not an erotica fan. But I am a fan of the unusual and the absurd, and a brief scan of Tingle's other titles should show you that this guy is a master of the unusual and the absurd. Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, Pounded By The Gay
When I saw the title of this one, I just had to find out what the hell it was. The description sounded so absurd, it only furthered my compulsion to read it. I'm not gay. I'm not an erotica fan. But I am a fan of the unusual and the absurd, and a brief scan of Tingle's other titles should show you that this guy is a master of the unusual and the absurd. Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress! Okay, let's see what's really going on here... Chuck Tingle is a real slick guy who has figured out how to capitalize on a strange little niche market for absurd gay Kindle erotica. He's not alone. There's Hunter Fox who writes about gay alli-frogs from space and gay orcs and gay fill-in-the-blank-with-a-silly-concept. But Fox and others are noticeably less put-together than Tingle. Tingle has great cover art, and I mean great in the way The Room or Troll 2 are great. All of his titles are memorable (though one does tend to get the exact titles of the unicorn books mixed up with the big foot books). Even so, is this guy all just about the marketing? The books aren't any good, right? Surprisingly, this story was pretty decent. While it is obvious that Tingle churns them out fast (several noticeable typos) and the stories are insanely short for the money, it is quite clear that Chuck Tingle is a professional writer. He managed to make the story accessible, compelling (I couldn't stop reading it), and at turns very absurdly funny and very homoerotic. It's hard for me to judge exactly how successful the erotic part is but I'll say this: I can imagine someone jacking/jilling off to it. There's also a romantic element in this story of a guy searching for a soul mate and finding one in his own gay ass, then proceeding to be pounded by said ass and (SPOILER) to pound his own ass. There's a sort of amicable switch relationship there. So, read this story. The only question I have now is whether or not you can read multiple stories from his repertoire without feeling you are reading the same thing over and over again. But I image that would be true of much gay erotica. You are changing the characters and the window dressings, but essentially someone is going to get pounded by some kind of thing with a big dick at some point. My hat's off to Mr. Tingle.
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Apr 12, 2015

addicted reader

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it was amazing

Hmmm This is probably the best book of gay man in love with a talking, hung, winged, genetically identical butt I have ever read. I am speechless.

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***1 "Just WTF Did I Just Read?" Stars*** I've been dying to check out one of these Chuck Tingle books. I love erotica, and I figured a book written by the same author as the brilliantly-titled
My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass
had to at least give me a giggle. A friend payed the $2.99 that I wouldn't pay unless Hell froze over and lent me the book so I could see what this author is all about. This book is clearly meant to parody the insta-love and over-the-top dialogue found in (too)
***1 "Just WTF Did I Just Read?" Stars*** I've been dying to check out one of these Chuck Tingle books. I love erotica, and I figured a book written by the same author as the brilliantly-titled
My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass
had to at least give me a giggle. A friend payed the $2.99 that I wouldn't pay unless Hell froze over and lent me the book so I could see what this author is all about. This book is clearly meant to parody the insta-love and over-the-top dialogue found in (too) many erotic romances, but it falls short of being clever. It really isn't funny, not even in an "I'm going to Hell for thinking this is funny" kind of way. Which is too bad, because I was hoping for either real laughs or hot sex or both. Instead there were a few mildly amusing lines and a whole lot of weirdness. This is officially my first one-star rating.
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Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt by Chuck Tingle
Series: NO Genre: M/M Erotica, Sci-fi/Horror NO Age Group: Just… NO Length: only 15 pages–blessedly. Release Date: March 19th 2015 Format: Kindle Source: Purchased. Unfortunately… Overall Rating: NO. I’m not even going there. Review: Thanks ladies! You picked me a real winner >.< So if you’re wondering why I read this gem, my readers picked it for me via vote from the post– Want to pick my next READING DISASTER? Check out these fabulously RIDICULOUS tit

Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt by Chuck Tingle
Series: NO Genre: M/M Erotica, Sci-fi/Horror NO Age Group: Just… NO Length: only 15 pages–blessedly. Release Date: March 19th 2015 Format: Kindle Source: Purchased. Unfortunately… Overall Rating: NO. I’m not even going there. Review: Thanks ladies! You picked me a real winner >.< So if you’re wondering why I read this gem, my readers picked it for me via vote from the post– Want to pick my next READING DISASTER? Check out these fabulously RIDICULOUS titles! #FML. And I have to say that I was a bit disappointed that I didn’t get to read about the Cheese Puff pimp in “Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass!” but hey we can’t always get what we want. First, lets discuss the cover. It’s great right? Or no. No it’s definitely shit. Now that that’s covered we can get to the meat of the story. ⟵ heh. like what I did there. o.O Kirk is a genetic scientist that works with DNA by cloning parts of human bodies with parts of animals–like a hybrid kinda deal. We get a lengthy intro into why that is, but to be honest it was quite boring and made absolutely no sense so I won’t bore you with the details. One day Kirk walks into work and it’s his turn to give DNA for the cloning research. You see they can only work with their own DNA for ethical reasons. Yes, it said ethical reasons. Anyway, they cross his butt DNA with some kind of flying bird and volla! They “hatch” a flying butt. When Kirk meets his flying butt for the first time he realizes that all of his deepest darkest secrets were transplanted into this butt with his DNA! And yes, the butt talks–through it’s beak (I think). After realizing this he becomes intrigued, and his colleague being the good wingman he is, leaves him alone with his butt so they can get better acquainted, and you know, have a sleepover. However, Kirk wants to wine and dine his ass before the sleepover so they go out to eat–at a restaurant–in public. It is there that Kirk realizes he wants more than ass from his ass, meaning he feels a connection with it. Only it doesn’t have a name so he names it Portork. It’s hard enough dating as a gay man in today’s world of casual hookups and reckless flings. I’m looking for something more and, incredibly, I think I might have just found it. Poor Kirk. He just can’t seem to find the right guy. Until he meets his own ass that is. And as dinner progresses he can’t contain his lust anymore. If I’m going to be honest, at this very moment I can barely contain my lust for this suave sophisticated living butt. So… I don’t think I need to point out how narcissistic falling in love with your own ass is, do I? They race to Kirks house and can hardly contain their lust to get through the front door. They immediately start kissing (I have no idea how though since his ass has a beak) and rac
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