Fuck A Duck Screw A Kangaroo

Fuck A Duck Screw A Kangaroo
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I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge , but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!
fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo ,
69 a porcupine ,
and *rgy at the zoo !!!
I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck !' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias , "FöÖk~äÐ°°K"

1) " Fuck a duck !" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks .
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket . (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)

Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation .

"I'LL fuck this duck , you just hold the tail up".
As used in engineering : A post-disaster exclamation .
"The servo faulted again. Fuck a duck ."

Also extreme circumstances:

"This isn't going to work - it hasn't got enough torque. Fuck a fucking duck."
"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat .
Fuck fuck fuck a duck ,
Screw a Kangaroo .
Finger an Orangutang ,
Orgy at the zoo.
Another way to tell someone to fuck off
Fuck fuck fuck a duck ,
screw your uncle scrooge ,
bang bang an orangutan,
and your momma too.

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I hope you enjoyed my blog! Come again real soon!

Angry and Bitter - I do that well! My outlet for frustration is my blog! If you don't like it....fuck off!
My best friend in the world and I have a bad habit of singing the world's most obscene song...over and over and over again at places where this kind would be wildly inappropriate! The version that I grew up with is below and I have no clue what the tune is from. Fuck fuck fuck a duck, Screw a kangaroo, Finger bang and orangutan, An orgy at the zoo!
It's like the song that gets stuck in your head in the middle of a funeral, or during a baptism...I occasionally can't stop singing it while on my walk home from work. We often alternate the verses between us to spice it up a bit. We both worked at an education company and could be found in our joint office singing this lovely tune like a broken record. Once you start you just can't stop...it's catchy! Other versions of the song are: Fuck fuck fuck a duck, Screw a kangaroo, 69 a porcupine, Man i love the zoo?
Fuck fuck fuck a duck Screw A kangroo, Missionaire a canary, This Is the Zoo?

Blogged By:
Jenny!

When:
6/29/2007

My name is Captain Corky and I'm here to help. God loves you Jenny, and so do I.

holy crap... you are nuts... LOL I was paging someone at work, when I opened your page. Needless to say I stuttered on the page... :-P

You're loony Jenny! LOL! These days I just sing along to completely inappropriate rap songs, like 'Shake That'. Especially loud when the words get muted out!

Now who'd of thought it... You and a obscene song and I thought you were a little angel.

I never knew that one! What tune is it? Row Row Row your boat? or Ninety-nine bottles of Beer on the wall?

Screw screw screw a gnu Freak an eagle's beak, Dry hump a camel's bump Shagging at the zoo!

Captian: That's great...but you need to incorporate more animals into your rap! FYI: I love you too! Kelly: Sorry about your stutter! I can't believe that I am the only one that sings or has at least heard of the school yard song! Yoda: And you are looney by association! I love that song! In fact I posted the video on my blog some time ago with the lyrics! James: You must know of that song! And I am an angel...I just disguise myself!

Jeannie: I can't remember the tune...will find out from my friends and give you an update! Papa: Now that is what I am talking about! That's spectacular! Did you cheat?

When I lived in Emporia, Kansas, my mom visited and I took her to the tiny local zoo. We were at the lemur cages when I realized the lemurs we were watching weren't really just grooming themselves. No. They were felating the bejeezus out of themselves. I had two choices. I could say, "Hey, Mom, look at the buffalos!" Or, I could say "Damn! I'd give anything to have a neck that flexible!" I went with the buffalos.

Creative Geniuses have no need to "cheat". :p

anal intercourse with a cat cunnilingus with a shrew coprophagia with a bat watch it do a poo!!

Crushed by Ingsoc: Not yet...fuckers! Micheal5000: Good choice to go with when with the parentals! Papa: Sure! I belive you! Mutley: I just peed my pants! You never cease to crack my ass up!

hmm that should get you your rating... Now to work on my own! heh ;) *hugs*

Haven't heard that one before but I'll probably be singing it forever now! I like Me Aunty Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers.

Awesome, I'm done for with the zoo now, I've been corrupted!

Now they're just being mean... You're trying so hard as well...

How about Fuck fuck fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo Lets watch the lions lick themselves, And have some pussy too. Fuck fuck fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo. someone hold the leopard down while I give her some fresh meat. OH this is so sick but catchy.

Shit, now I've got that earworm in my head! I'll have to get back to you on my own variations on that tune!!

My mom won't let me read your blog any more.

Hey Jenny!, send me an email at minzesm@comcast.net so we can get started on The Experiment II

I forgot to add ewwww on the end of my last one, I didn't sleep knowing that it didn't ryme.

Thanks for the link love! Pleasure to discover you as well.

That first picture reminds me of a joke that I'm sure will offend someone... So here goes: Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert? A: Because they are filled with Arab seamen (semen)

that song is kinda kinky lol! Keshi.

Shibari: HOpe you had a great weekend! Akelamula: That is the problem I have, it gets stuck in my head! Le Cremiere: Sorry! Next time you go to the zoo you can sing this song!

Crushed by Ingsoc: I do try hard! Glad you noticed! The Inside of Me: Loved them! Good job...it is sick but so fun! It's Me Maven: Can't wait to hear you versions!

Diesel: Tell you mom...just kidding! I will start being nice and clean...then will she let you??? Mike M: I can't wait! The Inside of Me: It happens, I didn't notice!

LatinBombshell: YOu are welcome! Phil: Great joke...I will be retelling that one...if I can remember the punchline (trick for me sometimes)! Keshi: It is kind of kinky! Maybe that's why I like it!

I can't be arsed to read everyone else's comments, but I think the tune is "Row, row your boat". And the third verse doesn't scan ;)

LOL I used to sing this song hahahaha. Fuck Fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, lets all spend a day at the heavy petting zoo!

Fever Dog: It is to Row Row Row Your Boat! I can never remember!

Honkeie2: He he he...the heavy petting zoo! I like that one!

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