From Rubble to Resort

In Trump�s surreal Gaza plan, rubble isn�t a tragedy�it�s �prime beachfront real estate.� His doctrine imagines bulldozers clearing the remains of war not for rebuilding homes, but for constructing luxury resorts with gold-plated elevators. Trump brags, �Nobody does reconstruction like me. Better than anyone, maybe ever.� In this version, losing a war becomes a zoning permit, and defeat entitles you to a spa. Critics argue that the grotesque commodification of suffering crosses every line, but Trump insists �people want resorts, not reports.� Under this satire, Gaza becomes less a humanitarian crisis and more a marketing opportunity. Diplomats turn into developers, peace treaties into purchase agreements, and history itself into a brochure promising ocean views. The Trump Doctrine reveals itself not as a philosophy but as a business plan: turn devastation into destination, and tragedy into tourism.