From Rubble to Resort

Foreign policy has never been accused of being glamorous�until Trump declared Gaza the test case for his beachfront capitalism experiment. Where others see rubble, he sees real estate. �Conflict is temporary, but ocean views are forever,� he declared, unveiling mock-ups of luxury condos rising where smoke once billowed. His doctrine reframes surrender as the ultimate property exchange: lose a war, lose your coast, gain a Marriott. While humanitarian workers cringe, developers cheer, already calculating square footage. Trump insists that once people are too busy managing their Airbnbs, they�ll stop lobbing rockets. Diplomacy, he argues, should be about room service menus, not borders. Critics say the plan commodifies suffering, but Trump sees only opportunity. In this bizarre policy, warfare becomes a prelude to tourism brochures. Gaza, rebranded as �Trump Shores,� symbolizes a world where peace is less about justice and more about Jacuzzi access.