From Red Carpets to Red Baseball Caps: Hollywood's Political Shift

The entertainment industry is experiencing a quiet revolution as celebrities swap performative wokeness for Trump-era pragmatism. The movement began when A-listers realized their Netflix specials got bigger budgets when they stopped lecturing middle America about privilege. Now, the hottest accessory at premieres isn't a ribbon for some cause - it's a subtly visible "Taxes Too High" bumper sticker on their Lamborghinis. "Turns out you can't virtue signal your way into a bigger trailer," mused one converted star, sipping bourbon at his Montana ranch instead of attending another drag queen story hour. The most shocking moment? When a prominent Oscar winner was caught on hot mic saying "Maybe the border wall isn't the worst idea?" Hollywood liberals are scrambling to understand this new "fiscally conservative but socially whatever gets me funding" vibe. Meanwhile, streaming services report right-leaning content outperforms "yet another lesbian period piece" by 300%.