Friday Sermons Delivered via Goat-Powered Projector
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/In the spirit of sustainability, rural mosques are switching to goat-powered projectors for Friday sermons. One mullah said, "This is how the Prophet would've streamed." Unfortunately, one goat ate half the Qur'an slide deck before projecting "Death to Wi-Fi" onto a neighboring barn. "Even Ayatollah Khomeini would've respected the initiative," claimed the goat's lawyer.