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French might be the language of love, but French pick-up lines can be just as cheesy as any other language. Enjoy the list of French chat-up lines that will make you smile, frown, and burst into laughter.
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Do things sound better in French, or is it just in my imagination? Will you have more success if you use pick up lines in French, rather than in English?
French might be the language of love , but some of these lines are just as cheesy as in any other language. So I’ve broken them down: a few good ones, a few dreadful ones, and one to take to heart!
Some people have the ability to quote love poetry , blather on, to flirt, etc. And some people simply don’t. Most of the time it is simply better to be natural instead of using a pick up line. Even if the pick up lines are in French, doesn’t mean that you are automatically going to have that je ne sais quoi.
But sometimes, if it is a complete stranger, you might need a bit of a ice-breaker, which is where a pick-up line might be handy. If you are at a dinner party or a wedding , with a charming foreign accent and a whimsical phrase or two, you may just meet your next French lover 😉
This is a compilation of the best french pick-up lines, as well as some that are truly dreadful. I have included mostly phrases in français to use to chat-up someone at a bar, but there are also short ones that can be aimed at people you already know.
Now, pick up lines have to personal and addressed to someone, so I’ve imagined them as being said by a man to a woman, and used the informal tu , instead of vous .
But since cheesy french pick-up lines are by no means restricted to straight men, feel free to adapt them as you wish!
In the quest for love, there’s no time to waste. It seems that every day we see more and more of these simple but effective French pick-up lines that can be used in a variety of situations to get you the date you want. Now, these lines could potentially work (or not):
When I say “could potentially work”, I mean with a giant grain of salt! Don’t blame me if they don’t work. It is all in the finesse, the charm, and the participants. These chat-up lines are not going to suddenly turn anyone Jean Dujardin !
Welcome to the world of bad pickup lines. You can’t deny that bad pick up lines are hilarious. We’ve all heard a few of them in our day, but it is not hard to find the best (worst) ones.
Everything is a matter of taste, but personally, I don’t see these lines working. Or maybe I should get out more? Chat-up lines that are bound to fail are:
If you have a sense of humor, you could probably try to pull this off with a wink and a smile. But if you’ve mastered the art of creating bad french pick up lines, you can be sure to find someone who will appreciate your wit. And if they don’t, well…
Beyond the chat-up lines, there are also some lovely and romantic French expressions and compliments that you can read here.
Now, if you are simply not in the mood to be picked up, here is one line to make you laugh:
Mesdames, un conseil. Si vous cherchez un homme beau, riche et intelligent… prenez-en trois !
To translate: Ladies, if you are looking for a man who is handsome, rich and intelligent, take all three!
You can find out more about the French views on dating and love here. A bientôt!
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Mon endroit préféré c’est avec toi.
Si je sais ce qu’est l’amour, c’est grâce à toi.
If I know what love is, it’s thanks to you.
Je te tiendrai dans mon coeur jusqu’à ce que je puisse te tenir dans mes bras.
I will hold you in my heart until I can hold you in my arms.
Chaque battement de mon coeur est un je t’aime que je t’envoie.
Each beat of my heart is an I love you that I send you.
L’amour c’est comme le vent, tu ne peux pas le voir, mais tu peux le sentir.
Love is like the wind, you can’t see it, but you can feel it.
Je ne sais pas quoi faire, mais la cœur a les raisons que la raison ignore.
I do not know what to do, but the heart has the reasons that reason ignores.
Excusez-moi mademoiselle mais vous êtes absolument charmante.
Excuse-me miss, but you are absolutely charming.
Salut, ça a l’air bon ce que tu bois. C’est quoi ?
Hello, that looks interesting, your drink. What is it?
Tu as du feu? Ahh, je ne fume pas non plus!
Do you have a lighter? Ahh, I don’t smoke either!
How do you say “I love you” in French?
J’ai hésité à venir te parler, mais je me suis dis que si je ne le faisais pas, j’aurais plein de regrets en rentrant chez moi ce soir.
I hesitated to speak to you, but I told myself that if I said nothing, I’d have plenty of regrets being home this evening.
Excuse-moi, est-ce que tu embrasses les inconnus? Non? OK, je me présente alors.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? OK, then introduce myself.
Si un jour j’avais su qu’en croisant ton regard, j’allais tomber amoureuse de toi, j’aurais fermé les yeux.
If one day I had known that by meeting your gaze, I would fall in love with you, I would have closed my eyes.
My darling! Do you have a 06? (06 is the start of every French mobile number)
On devrait t’arrêter pour excès de beauté sur la voie publique!
We should arrest you for excess beauty on a public street!
J’ai tenté de t’oublier un bon nombre de fois et je n’y suis jamais arrivée. Regarde, je suis encore entrain de parler de toi…
I have tried to forget you a number of times and have never succeeded. Look, I’m still talking about you…
Est-ce que le soleil vient de se lever ou c’est toi qui m’as souri?
Has the sun just risen or it was you who smiled at me?
Je ne suis peut-être pas ton premier rencard, baiser, ou amour, mais je veux être ton dernier.
I may not be your first date, kiss, or love, but I want to be your last.
Tu n’as pas eu mal quand tu es tombé du ciel?
You didn’t get hurt when you fell from the sky?
Si je te disais que tu avais un beau corps, tu m’en tiendrais rigueur?
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Je viens juste d’arriver ici. Est-ce que tu pourrais m’indiquer le chemin jusqu’à ton appart ?
I just got here. Could you show me the way to your apartment?
Si je t’aide à apprendre l’anglais, est-ce que tu m’apprendras comment embrasser en français?
If I help you learn English, will you teach me how to kiss in French?
En temps normal, je suis un très bon nageur. Mais là, je ne comprends pas je me noie dans tes yeux.
In normal times, I’m a great swimmer. But here, I don’t understand, I’m drowning in your eyes.
Je viens de me rendre compte que tu ressembles beaucoup à ma prochaine petite amie.
I just realized that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Est-ce que t’as un pansement ? Parce que je viens de m’écorcher le genou en tombant pour toi.
Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scratched my knee when I fell for you.
Les gens m’appellent Jean, mais tu peux m’appeler ce soir.
People call me Jean, but you can call me this evening.
J’ai un problème avec mon portable, il manque ton numéro!
I have a problem with my cell phone, your number is missing!
Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fried pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fried conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.
You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.
Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.
I love french fries but I love you more.
and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
We go together like a burger and fries.
But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
Me, You, Barry White, scented candles, massage oils, my sheepskin rug, a roaring fire and a bucket of fried chicken...what do you say?
It gets a laugh, then from there get the number and away you go.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.
Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage
Cause I got an unlimited arch card for those mcmuffins
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Cuz ur sizzlin!
She replied with "OMG"
Hey fry bread girl! You got a major commodity body! I would love to snag you for the 49!
Would you like to lick the fry bread grease off of my lips??
You are the fried oyster of my eye. (Alabama)
You are the Kentucky Fried Chicken for me! (Kentucky)
I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go.
Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fried phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.
Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fries pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fries conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.
You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.
Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.
I love french fries but I love you more.
and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
We go together like a burger and fries.
But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
Me, You, Barry White, scented candles, massage oils, my sheepskin rug, a roaring fire and a bucket of fried chicken...what do you say?
It gets a laugh, then from there get the number and away you go.
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.
Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage
Cause I got an unlimited arch card for those mcmuffins
Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.
Cuz ur sizzlin!
She replied with "OMG"
Hey fry bread girl! You got a major commodity body! I would love to snag you for the 49!
Would you like to lick the fry bread grease off of my lips??
You are the fried oyster of my eye. (Alabama)
You are the Kentucky Fried Chicken for me! (Kentucky)
I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go.
Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fries phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.
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Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry
I don’t want your opinion, I want French Fries
Exercise? I thought you said fries!
French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I’m happier than a bird with a French fry
Happier than a seagull with a French fry.
Keep your friends close and your fries closer
Keep your friends close and your French Fries closer
We go together like French fries and ketchup
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