French Fry Pick Up Lines
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Following is our collection of smooth and dirty French pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
It's like a French kiss, But down under...
Because I’m losing my head over you
Are you French relative pronouns bc I've been staring at you all day.
Will you help with with my French technique?
Say prise de fer once more, French is such a sexy dialect!
Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.
I'm looking forward for tonight to try that French croissant of yours.
Would you like to model like a French girl?
Wow! lookit those tips!
Are they german or french?
Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.
I love french fries but I love you more.
Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.
Because damn, I’m gonna make you surrender everything tonight!
It's like French kissing, but down under.
Because you’re Napoleon my heart strings.
It's like a french kiss, but down under.
Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)
Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under
I know the french kiss will be a little cold but at least you'll get a little moisture back!
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.
I don’t know how to French kiss, but I do have Dijon. (point to barbecue apron)
Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
You must be a French monarch, cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.
Because you are baguetten me hard ;)
Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵
Damn girl you just turned my croissant into a beget!
Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying sexual smooth French phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.
The silly futility of pick-up lines exists in French just as much as in English.
Pick-up lines are jokes, really—expressions of one-way desire that are so likely to meet with refusal and frustration that the whole thing might as well be fobbed off as a goofy linguistic adventure.
And that’s why we can take a look at pick-up lines, as French learners, to get some great vocabulary, constructions and practice with innuendo and deuxième degré (“second-degree” speech, that is, irony) in the language.
As far as jokes go, these are pretty approachable and easy to understand.
Please, please, please, do not actually address your objects of desire with these! We have other, better suggestions for actually flirting in French.
You can also watch authentic French videos on FluentU.
(Don’t worry—there are interactive subtitles, flashcards and full transcripts to make sure you never miss a word.)
As for the French pick-up lines below, just have fun with them, and test your ability to understand the various levels of meaning.
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The literal translation of this is “I dream of soaking my baguette in your soup.” Note that baguette and soupe are not typically French slang for sex organs, but a baguette in France is always quite a long and lovely loaf of bread, so you get the idea.
In fact, baguette can actually be used more normally as slang for legs; so you could say “T’as vu ses baguettes ?” when particularly striking ones are walking past.
This translates fairly straightforwardly: “If the verb ‘to love’ didn’t exist, I would have invented it upon seeing you.”
Aimer is the infinitive form of the verb, so that’s what we employ when we’re talking about the verb itself, and it’s the form that we would find listed in a dictionary.
If you want to more directly make sure your object of affection understands your feelings, you can conjugate it in the first-person present tense: Je t’aime. (I love you.)
Note that the exact same verb, aimer, when used with things or activities means simply “like.” For example: “J’aime le chocolat.” (I like chocolate.) and “J’aime danser.” (I like to dance.)
One translation of this would be, “You should be arrested for excessive beauty in public.”
The verb arrêter, as you may have already learned, means “to stop,” but it can also mean “to arrest.” And voie publique means “highway” or literally “public way,” but is commonly associated with the phrase ivresse sur la voie publique (public intoxication). This very cliché pick-up line turns on that association.
This more modern line means “I have a problem with my phone; it lacks your number!”
The word portable is problematic in French. In addition to being an adjective with the same meaning as in English, it’s very common to use it as short for both téléphone portable (mobile phone) and ordinateur portable (laptop); you have to guess which is meant based on the context when someone only says portable. With any luck, phones will keep getting larger or laptops will keep getting thinner until these actually are the same device.
Note the two punctuation differences from English, for the true grammar nerds: (1) you can have two independent clauses separated by a comma in French, instead of a semi-colon, as you would have in English; and (2) there’s always a space before an exclamation mark.
“You’re certainly not the prettiest girl here, but I will turn out the light.” Incidentally, negging (making women feel bad as part of flirting) and pick-up artistry was as big among young French losers as it was among their American counterparts for a little while, although some would say that’s not really very different from the standard behavior expected in the traditional French dating scene.
For the hopeless romantic of few words, here’s your line: “Hey miss, do you have a 06?”
This almost doesn’t even qualify as a pick-up line/joke, but I’ve included it here because it brings up a number of good points for the French learner:
This translates as “There is so much sun in your eyes that I get a tan when you look at me.”
Tellement is a very useful word for indicating that there’s “so much/many” of something, or an impressive amount. For example, c’est tellement grave (it’s extremely/quite serious) or il y a tellement de gens (there are so many people).
This is one of the sweeter lines to make this list: “I would like to be a drop of blood so as to better know your heart.”
The word cœur has both the same literal and figurative (romantic) meanings as the English “heart,” and a few more uses besides. It can for example be used as a term of endearment in the phrase mon cœur (literally, “my heart,” meaning something like “darling”). In another figurative sense, the cœur of a building or a town is its center.
This gag goes, “Is your name Google? Because I find in you everything that I’m looking for.”
Google as a verb hasn’t really caught on in France (though you can certainly google dictionaries claiming that googliser exists). It’s more common to just say chercher or chercher sur Google.
This line invokes the weather of Brittany: “I’m going to get you in the Breton weather mode: humid throughout the area.” No, Breton weather isn’t normally thought of as romantic, but this line manages to twist its famously rainy and dreary climate into something at least resembling a turn-on.
Feel like you’ve got a good handle on France’s jokey pick-up lines? You can test your ability to understand French expressions of irony and sexual frustration by running an Internet search for the words phrases de drague (pick-up lines); many compilations will come up.
In the same vein, if that’s your thing you might enjoy browsing French joke websites, or running a search for blagues (jokes). Popular categories on such sites include les Belges (Belgians), les belles-mères (mothers-in-law) and lois de Murphy (Murphy’s law).
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