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The World Wide Web was technically invented in 1989 by British scientist Tim Berners-Lee but it wasn’t until the late 90s that “going online” started to be mainstream. Since then, we’ve seen cats playing the piano and tons of memes While there are plenty of clean memes, there are just as many dirty memes for adults that are just as funny.
While some of these sexy memes cross the line and get pretty offensive, it’s all in good fun. We scoured every dark corner of the web for dirty memes and I hope you enjoy this compilation of 71 funny memes!
“When you a hoe and even your toothpaste knows what that mouth do.”
“Son, I know you have grown up now, and I’m proud of you. When Ashley comes over tonight if things get serious, make sure you’re SAFE! Use this! P.S. Your dinner is in the fridge, honey. Love Mom. Does anyone see the problem here?” Hint: the thumbtack.
“Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs or because they love [censored]?”
“When she asks if you’re good in bed: Not the best but still good.”
“Baby: So u came on her breasts? Man: …It was an accident. Baby: I EAT FROM THOSE, BE MORE CONSIDERATE PHIL.”
“Bae: Come over. Me: But I’m a cactus. Bae: My parents aren’t home. Me:”
“Woman: Do you have any batteries? Clerk: Sure come this way (wiggles finger). Woman: If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need batteries.”
“Before foreplay vs. After foreplay.”
“But my heart is big. I can’t ride a heart.”
“Catching snowflakes on ur tongue.”
“[censored] is nasty. First of all, I’m disgusting and [censored] is a work of art . I’ll [censored] until his soul is down my throat.”
“Do you like pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat [censored].”
“My doctor told me I’m low on vitamin ‘D’…So I need more D. I definitely need more D.”
“Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Haha big time. Dr: Like, with another person? Me: Oh, then no.”
“Dude, I swear I was just switching channels.”
“When he fine but so are all of his friends: Why was I born a train.”
“5 minutes into photosynthesis and chill.”
“Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill.”
“You flip her over for [censored] and she arches her back like…So you look down like…Pathetic.”
“Would a gay shop owner decline service to someone because they were straight? No. Because gay people aren’t [censored]. Well…Technically.”
“When you give her a towel to clean up and she tries to hand it back to you: Yeah, well don’t touch me with it.”
“When he told you to slow down but you didn’t listen.”
“Her: We should go to the park. Me: What park do you have in mind? [censored] Lick Park.”
“Hey, can you pass me the external hard drive? She wants the (D:).”
“Him: Hey babe I’m starving any suggestions? Me:”
“Him: Bae, get on top. Me: Horse pretends to be dead every time he’s supposed to go for a ride.”
“How to tell if ur dog is involved in a [censored] scandal.”
“I found this carrot in my roommate’s shower. Who the [censored] eats carrots in the shower?”
“If you like it you lick it. Everybody knows that.”
“I’ll make you wet, one way or the other.”
“[censored] is kind of like cooking. Everyone can do it, but not everyone can make it delicious.”
“Jesus loves you. I’m sure he says that to all the girls.”
“Just found out people in [censored] don’t love each other.”
“You know what else is slippery when wet?”
“Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind. True story.”
“When you’re mad at him but not at his [censored].”
“Me…Before [censored] vs. After [censored].”
“Your memes are offensive and vulgar, I’m unfriending you. Me: Take this on your way out…[censored].”
“When your mom out but she calls you while you beating your meat and you gotta make some [censored] up when she asks what you doing.
“My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view . I agree.”
“Her: Name your fantasy and I’ll do it. Me: Ok so put duct tape over your mouth. Her: Ooo [censored], go on 😉 Me: And that’s it.”
“NAOMI: Did you know my name spelled backward is ‘I MOAN’? That’s SO funny cuz I love moaning. LANA: I wonder what my name spelled backward is…”
“On my way to reel in your [censored].”
“1 inch – Are you [censored] kidding? 2 inch – I can’t even hold it properly. 3 inch – Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch – I’ve had bigger. 5 inch – Good, but not enough! 6 inch – About right. 7 inch – Can’t complain. 8 inch – [censored] perfect. 9 inch – A bit much. 10 inch – It’s hurting my insides. 11 inch – I can’t take it anymore. 12 inch – I’m absolutely [censored] destroyed. And this is how I rate my Subway sandwiches.”
“My [censored] died. Can I bury it in ur [censored]?”
“When he putting the [censored] on and you just waiting there like.”
“Romance is not dead: Bruise my esophagus.”
“The secret to a successful marriage is to keep his stomach full and his [censored] empty.”
“[censored] is all fun and games until someone has to sleep in the wet spot.”
“When she finally ur girl and the level of freaky she is doesn’t match the level of innocence u thought she was…”
“Sometimes you just gotta get straight to the point and let him know he gives you butterflies in your [censored].”
“When you’re spooning and she pushes her bum upon you and you’re like: You don’t want to wake the dragon do you.”
“Started from the bottom. Finished on your face.”
“Subway. Introducing the Freshlight.”
“When you [censored] his meat but remember he was likin that [censored] selfies.”
“I swear some people were conceived through [censored] because there’s no way being that much of an [censored] is natural.”
“Take them to the zoo they said. They’ll learn something new they said.”
“When she tells you to go deeper: There’s no PP left for this move!”
“This yoga position is called ‘child support is only 18yrs’.”
“[censored] is [censored] typewriter. Excuse me while I go write an essay.”
“When you watch [censored] and [censored] at the same time as the horse.”
“We never truly grow up. We just get better swing sets.”
“Her: What’s your favorite- Me: Missionary. Her: …Color.”
“When he doesn’t that side of you yet.”
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When used appropriately, humor can go a long way. In fact, you’re going to need it more if you’ve been in a long-term relationship. Sometimes, even the strongest couples can go weary from routine. Bills to pay, kids to take care of, careers to succeed in, chores to complete – days can be long and tiring. By the time you get home, you just want to go directly to bed.
But even new couples need laughter from time to time. A cute SMS in the middle of the day will remind them that you’re always thinking of them. Been in a relationship for years now? Re-ignite the spark with a quick joke to lighten the mood and loosen them up. Laughter is a proven ice-breaker. When two people laugh, awkwardness and tension just fade away.
Feeling a little feisty? Want to remind someone how much you love them without being cheesy? Check out these cute flirty memes and send one to someone special today!
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