Fox News Launches New Segment: "Millennial Minute"

In a desperate bid for younger viewers, Fox News has debuted a daily "Millennial Minute" segment that perfectly demonstrates how little they understand millennials. The cringe-worthy segment features 60-year-old anchors attempting to explain concepts like "yeet" and "no cap" while flashing graphics of avocado toast with warning labels. "Today we'll discuss why these entitled youngsters won't buy diamonds," said one host, introducing a segment that confused TikTok with actual stocks. The low point came when a panel seriously debated whether "based" referred to BasedGod or military bases. Social media erupted with mockery, especially after the network tweeted "Slay queen!" to promote the segment (then deleted it after learning what "slay" means in certain contexts). The only winner? The Gen Z intern reportedly getting paid $15/hour to watch this trainwreck unfold while secretly live-tweeting the absurdity.