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Found Moms Vibrator
Okay,well just a few minutes ago I went into my parents room because I have an earache and we were looking for the special tylenol that only works for my ear and I had left the vibrator underneath my pillow the night before and had fallen asleep...so she went into my room looking for the tylenol and when I slowly walked in there I saw that she had had it and I didn't say anything and I'm so mortified I was thinking about calling her at work tomorrow saying something like "I was eating popsicles in Michael's room last night and I had dropped the scissors underneath the bed and I found this" (Michael's my 23yr old brother) PLEASE HELP ME NOW!
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15 Answers - ( Newest, 20 August 2010)
Did you ever stumble across your mum's vibrator?
Lives in Chorley, Lancashire, UK · · 3 y ·
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Im 11 and my mom got me a dildo/vibrator. is that okay?
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To all who read this, you may get a laugh out of it. I speak truth, and my mother will tell you the same. I laughed hard when I saw this question.
Go back to about 1968, 69. somewhere there. I was 7 or 8 at the time. I found my mothers toy on day when I had to get her something from her drawer. Her penis shaped dildo. I was ignorant to what it was for back then, I just thought it was funny. Did I leave it there?. Hell no. I took it to school, and showed everyone . I remember at morning recess, every one was around looking at it, and there were the typical girl eeewwws, and the young boys laught
To all who read this, you may get a laugh out of it. I speak truth, and my mother will tell you the same. I laughed hard when I saw this question.
Go back to about 1968, 69. somewhere there. I was 7 or 8 at the time. I found my mothers toy on day when I had to get her something from her drawer. Her penis shaped dildo. I was ignorant to what it was for back then, I just thought it was funny. Did I leave it there?. Hell no. I took it to school, and showed everyone . I remember at morning recess, every one was around looking at it, and there were the typical girl eeewwws, and the young boys laughter, and trying to figure what we should do with it. That answer came in the form of a teacher. A female teacher of all people. I remember her being a little PO’d Well, she spoiled all our fun by taking it and hauling me down to the office. They called my mother, and told her I had it, and she has to come down and get it. She came down and got it. Cant remember if I got in trouble for it. I will have to ask her some day.
I do recommend this. If you see her, or any ones toys,,, Just leave them alone.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
What the fuck Newgrounds? I was just searching through my mums wardrobe for a spare phone charger, and I came across a fucking sex toy.
Jesus what the fuck do I do with it? I actually feel sick. I don't want to just put it back, in case it looks out of place. I don't even want to fuck touch it. Just, ewwww.
But yeah, luckily she's out of the house at the mo, any suggestions what to do with the god awful thing. I mean look at the colour, it's abysmal.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Put it back and force the memory at of your head. It worked for me until just now.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Burny, you won't be able to resist using it.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Cover in blood/red substance and put it in your dads draw, then ask your mum to get something out of your dads draw for you.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Put it on tile when she gets home and turn it on haha.
It'll look like a big ass mouse vibrating to get somewhere.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
No, my mum has fucking used this god knows how many times, just.......... No.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Douse it in diesel and put it back.
I imagine it will cause a burning sensation.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh go
if i found out that my mom had a vibrator i would die a little.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
You too can have a fucking rocket cat.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Dress it up with some fabric clothing and give it a face and put it back in your mums drawer.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Draw a smiley face on it and put it back.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Why would you not only touch the thing, but bring it to your room and take a picture of it!? You should have just left it where you found it.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Give it to her wrapped like it was food.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Put a post-it on it saying "Hide your shit better, love Name"
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Put it in the freezer. or in her mailbox
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Print a photograph of her face and glue it on the side of the Vibrator. Then wait until she finds it.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Go downstairs to the kitchen, and get a loaf of bread. Now, put the vibrator at one end of the loaf, and push it in, so that its completely concealed in the bread, and leave it there.
Then, tomorrow morning, make sure you're in the kitchen when your mum goes to make some toast, and watch as she cuts into the loaf, revealing the bread.
When she looks at you in shock, horror and awe, you just need to simply shout.
"LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A YEAST INFECTION! LOLOL"
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Hmm reminds me of a summer me and my friends had
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Strap it to your head, turn it on and when your mum comes into the house charge about pretending to be a rocket.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Are you sure that it isn't your dad's?
Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything..
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
Dip it in gasoline and then put it back.
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I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...
Sep 21, 2008
My mom's vibrator looks like a little man. He's holding a flower. Ah yes, here it is.
Collect star shards and restore peace.
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Im a single mom and therefore I have a vibrating wand and two d**** .one day my daughter walked in on me using them as I was c****** and I was very embarressed but since then I can tell my daughter is using the huge d**** that I have because its not in the same position and sometimes I c** home shell be in her bedroom and check and the d**** will still be wet.shes only 15 and thought maybe I should get her own but im worried because she is so young and the d**** is to big for a girl to be using iv had3 kids and dont usevit as often as she
My daughter has been using mine for a long time. She is 17 started at 15 she ask me questions and I told her. She had walked in on me many times and I just keep going
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