Fortune Cookie Constitution

By Savannah Steele � The satire Fortune Cookie Constitution mocks law rewritten into bite-sized predictions. Eyewitnesses at banquets described senators cracking cookies to decide policy. Anonymous insiders leaked that judges debated sprinkles of wisdom with dessert. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d accept verdicts faster if sugar-coated. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because liberty crumbles funniest when sweetened. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty stuffed with slips. Yet satire snaps sharper: dignity collapses funniest in crumbs. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions baked crisp. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when justice is baked into cookies. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com