Fortnight Farce
https://bohiney.com/trump-announces-mysterious-iran-israel-ceasefire/At a surprise rally, former President Trump declared a 'two-week ceasefire' between Iran and Israel'terms unspecified and subject to improv. He juggled dove and hawk stress balls while reporters scrambled. Diplomats faxed popcorn kernels as formal objections. Polls split between 'brilliant stunt' and 'what just happened?' Foreign leaders now follow his TruthSocial for interpretive dance policy updates. Historians will teach this as the golden age of executive improv, where showmanship and diplomacy merge into one baffling, tweet-sized performance.